Wow...I fucking actually made it home.

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Dec 25, 2003
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Drunk as hell tonight.

My roommate, behind a closed door, in bed just now goes "wow I smell alcohol".

Boys was on my tip for a minute too.

I was goin down 80 playing bumper cars with two lanes.

All bad. Thank you jeebus.
 
Jun 28, 2002
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i feel u homie, them r those nights u just gotta thank god for makin it home safe without gettin arrested... i had one of them nights lastnight coming from stockton.
 
Jan 1, 2006
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That's me every night. Shit... I'm still drunk right now getting ready for work. My tolerance level is amazing!!

I don't look at it like AM I GONNA MAKE IT HOME TONIGHT!?! I just go
 
Nov 1, 2004
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hahaha, those nights are great.
i was driving my dads truck a few weeks ago when i flew home to visit, its an F-350 extended cab long bed, fucking huge truck. anyways, i wake up on the couch with no recollection of how the fuck i got home. i remember being at this busted ass bar drinkin jager and beer.. fucking good times. hah
 
Jun 5, 2004
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yea i was off dat korbel last nite, faded. im tryin not to drive drunk anymore, but it was just around the corner last night. i dont drive on freeways lol.


lol @ WD smashin down 80 drivin like stevie wonder. haha uz a foo
 
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Drunk as hell tonight.

My roommate, behind a closed door, in bed just now goes "wow I smell alcohol".

Boys was on my tip for a minute too.

I was goin down 80 playing bumper cars with two lanes.

All bad. Thank you jeebus.
I feel that shit...

I don't know how, when, or why I made it home last night, but here I am. Up bright and early, still drunk, eating stale tacos from last night...on the Siccness.


Chichis Christ.

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Jan 5, 2006
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haha shit i made it home at 5 am this morning.. had a small telly lastnight.. eveyrone got ripped. There was hella bitches, gonna have another in 2 weeks. I didnt stay at the telly because there was yack everywhere so i came back home then went and dropped off the keys before 11.
 

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i drive the speed limit and in my lane when shitty drunk.

its a survival instinct.

i can get pulled over and i wont even believe im drunk myself, or slur.

i really dont even see myself getting a dui, im so good at covering up the smell and driving faded, youd have to catch me in a rare occurance when im drinking in the car and search my car for the can