WOULD YOU LET YOUR GIRLS MOTHER GIVE YOU A MASSAGE?!

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Jul 4, 2009
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Yeah my back and neck is really really fucking stiff... My girls mother is a massuse at this one fittness place.. Im really leaning toward going to her moms house n asking for a massage. but IDK that shit seems really fucking odd to me, What the fuck would you do if you were in my situation
or do yall know how to fix this youself ? No fucking sand isnt going to fix my fucking back. lol
 

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Get that massage. I dont see why you'd be feelin funny about it. If she offered, take her up on it.

Now if she asks you if you want the happy ending then u might feel funny
 
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The way she acts towards me is just fucking weird. telling me in a sweet little voice Oh you can come over whenever you feel like Ill massage you up... My girl even thinks thats weird, idk if I mentioned the text messages with all the smiley faces n fuck not. Fuck she aint that goiod looking but she has prolly a 36 inch ass from side to side, might be an exaggeration Ill come up with a better number but its fucking HUGE
 
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Well since ive seen my girls mom... My girl gives good enough massages. Im decent. Lol but I say get the massage and ask about a happy ending

EDIT: I just read the thing u posted above this.... Hit it
 

Kon1

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hahaha fucking e-rocc u a fool my guy. I say get the massage and if your girl trips fuck her mom and ditch the bitch.
 
Jul 25, 2007
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stop acting like a bitch and fuck her mom already. shit fuck them both at the same time! tell her while she's massaging you that you got a cramp on your chest. Wait till she has you turn around and expose your boner. it will be a wrap from there! now hurry up and get the fuckin!
 
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my girls mom is fuckin twakked out her head so I dont think so. She prolly gimme a rub and a tug for 1/16th LOL..
Yeah my girls mom takes hella meds, some for health issues but she be taking zoloft or prozac.
What Im really wanting to do is take her meds n sell them all. but she be crazy sometimes, I learned that in the first 5 months of dating my girl she be spazzing the fuck out then she all calm the next minute.
 
Jul 25, 2007
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dude u asked the siccness. Once you asked you know you wanna do it. If you didnt you wouldnt of brought it up in the first place. haha snap some pics of her big booty since you brought it up.
 
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LOL, I mean that ass is huge why wouldnt I wanna hit that shit, but shes about to be my daughters grandmother when she comes out. LOl
Ill take a pic of her ass tonight though so yall see wtf Im talking about
 
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dont do it! Get a massage from someone else. If you do it your gonna be makin a thread on here about how your baby mamas a bitch and won't let you see your daughter. She'll hate you for that shit. Plus the mom is crazy so how is she worth that shit?