would you fuck a female vampire if?

[Tooper]

you knew she would bite you?

she could be
fine but evil.


!

 

[BIG J]

hmmm.... Live forever? Why not?

 

[FastLane/S::G]

after seeing the porno flick "Les Vampyres"...

probably not.... scandalous ass hoes

 

[skitz]

yep

 

[Mcleanhatch]

if she looked like Charlize Theron. ya

 

[Siccx Degree]

It would depend on what the blood sucking hooker looks like, if she was fine as hell, I'd stick the hole, and if she tried to kill me, I'll shove a cross and some cloves of garlic up her ass...

 

[XianeX]

fucc living forever, and fucc not being able to enjoy sunlight. I LOVE THE SUN!!!

I'd rather fucc a were-bitch doggystyle

 

[Snubnoze]

::watching Hellsing::

YESSIR!

 

[miggidy]

Wouldn't AIDS kill a vampire?

 

[Tooper]

look at it this way you can fuck for eternity and recurite new fucks!

orgy!

so would you?

 

[GUILLOTINE]

Vampires dont exist. And I'll pass on a pale white bitch anyday of the week.

 

[YOUNGNUTT]

you knew she would bite you?

she could be
fine but evil.

HELL MUTHAFUCC'N' YEAH!!!

 

[miggidy]

What if she's got herpies?
You fuck her and you've now acquired eternal life....With herpies!
LOL!

 

[Tooper]

lol!

 

[already dead.]

Think about how these bitches be fuckin...thousand years of practice u know she would have that shit down to a science...good lookin to...i say do what u gotta do and fuck the bitch

 

[28g w/o the bag]

then again, i think i would if i wuz 70 years old

"aint no hoes puss worth my life" -Mac Drizne, off the hizzle

 

[miggidy]

Think about how these bitches be fuckin...thousand years of practice u know she would have that shit down to a science...good lookin to...i say do what u gotta do and fuck the bitch

She'd be looser than Hammer's pants.
You might as well try fistin, Jim Hanson style!

 

[already dead.]

That shit can tighten back up eventually, specially if the hoe got no dick for say 40 years or so

 

[miggidy]

^^^^
That's just a myth bro.
Ain't no such thing as coochie tightenning back up after a long period of inactivity.

 

[Blight]

After weighing out all the good points verse bad points, YES, if she was fine as fuck.