If the broad was permanently in a chair, then I couldn't fuck with it. Imagine all that fowlness that get's trapped up in there. You go to 69 her out of the chair and get a face full of lumpy mustard spillin' in your mouth/face!
Nugget Porn
A myth some might say. The Holy Grail of Porn. Pornography in which one or both of the characters is a nugget; has no arms and legs. borderline rape.