WOULD I BE WRONg...

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EDJ

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...ALRIgHT BEFORE YAW SAY N-E-THANg, I AIN'T DOIN' THIS BUT THE THOUgHT CAME UP, AND SINCE IT IS HALLOWEEN, I THOUgHT I'D gIVE IT A REAL SENSE OF SPIRIT.

WOULD I BE WRONg IF I PUT UP SOME STROBE LIgHTS OUT ON MY FRONT DOOR MAKIN' IT LOOK SPOOKY WITH ALL THE TRIMMINgS FOR HALLOWEEN, AND THEN PUT A SCARECROW LOOKIN' DUMMY ALL BLOODIED UP WITH gUTS HANgIN' OUT AND A BLOODY DILDO IN HIS MOUTH, MAKIN' IT LOOK gRUESOME LIKE HIS DIK gOT TORE OFF AND THEY FED IT TO HIM? :devious:

ANSWERS PLEASE. I'LL ELABORATE LATER.
 

EDJ

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AIN'T NOBODY gOT A DILDO. READ AgAIN. IT WAS JUST A THOUgHT TO SCARE THEM TRIK OR TREATERS AWAY, CAUSE THEY SHOULDN'T BE INVOLVED IN THE TRUE SENSE OF THE PAgAN CELEBRATION.
 

phil

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dont force parents to explain what that buzzing thing in the scarecrows mouth was.

little jimmy: mommy why was the scarecrow shaking violently? was it because of the neck massager in his mouth? you have one of those neck massagers in your night stand next to your bed!!

dont do it edj!!
 

phil

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oh youre scaring them away? just sit on the porch preaching the word, or pass out some watchtower pamphlets, theyll scatter like roaches!!
 

EDJ

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HERESY said:
Put up a sign saying no trick or treating.
THAT'D BE TOO EASY. I CAN EASILY JUST LEAVE THE LIgHT OFF AND IT'D BE DARK AS HELL. I WOULD WANT TO TEACH A LESSON. CHILDREN SHOULD'NT PARTICIPATE IN SOME BULLSHIT MEANT TO BE HORRIFIC.
 
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HERESY said:
whats old boy about?
It's best to not know much about the movie going into it besides the fact that it's the greatest revenge movie ever made.

and...

It has the greatest fight scene in movie history.
 
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EDJ said:
^THEN YOU HAVEN'T SEEN MASTERS OF HORROR ON SHOWTIME, ESPECIALLY THE 13TH EPISODE.
I OWN all the MOH episodes on DVD. You're referring to Imprint, right?

The episode was fucked up, no doubt, but doesnt have any emotional attachment like Old Boy does. If you like Takashi Miike, though (dude that made Imprint), you should check out some of his other films.. like Ichi The Killer
 

EDJ

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^I'M TALKIN' BOUT THE EPISODE WHERE THAT ONE FOO' STARTS OFF BY SHOOTIN' HIS WIFE WITH A SAWED OFF AND gOES AFTER THE SON AND "THE FORCE" CAUSED HIM TO DO IT. I BELIEVE THAT EPISODE IS CALLED "THE DAMNED THINg"
 
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Actually, that's the only episode I haven't seen. I think it gets released on DVD in a couple weeks. I'll definitely be coppin it.
 
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how bout not answering the door and quit worrying about what other people are celebrating.its up to the kids parents to teach them lessons,not u...only lesson u gonna teach them is that u might be gay for owning a dildo.