Worst ex-player analysts

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OG_Carl_Weather

OG_Carl_Weather

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Who are some of the worst analysts that were ex-players in your opinion. I mean just cuz these cats were good players dont mean they should get free pass to be on tv.

Emmit Smith- Im a cowboys fan but this dude needs to stop, muthafucka cant ever get any names right and hes always stuttering or forgetting what he was supposed to say. Everytime I see him I think Steve Young wants to punch him in the face for fuckin up so much.

Dan Marino- dude is flat out boring and puts me to sleep

Theres a few others who arent very good but those two are the worst to me.
 
Stealth

Stealth

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May 8, 2002
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Shannon Sharp. End of discussion.

Dude isn't even the worst ex-player analyst. He may be the worst individual ever to stand in front of a TV camera.



If we can change the criteria a little, I'll put up John Madden. The way the dude above me was saying Chris Collinsworth always talks shit about the 49ers cuz he neer beat them. Madden will NEVER give Steelers props because of the Immaculate Reception. Troy Polamalu could make the most insane interception in the history of football and Madden will say "that was a bad pass by the quaterback" and give absolutely no props to the defense. Plus he's a fag. And he killed the ESPN 2K franchise. And he's scared of airplanes. And fucking ugly.
 
lilboiblue

lilboiblue

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I gotta say Marblemouth Shannon Sharpe......and Aikman, I think he realizes that he really rode the coattails of great players to those championships
 
OG_Carl_Weather

OG_Carl_Weather

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I think Collinsworth and Cris Carter come off like douchebags, but they still seem to know what they're talkin about so i dont consider them that bad. Madden I dont think is bad, hes just been force fed to most of us for our whole lives so its natural to get tired of him imo.

Yeah I dont like Reggie Millers commentating either
 
Young Lou

Young Lou

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Apr 25, 2002
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ALL TIME WORST is...

JOE THEISMAN is the all time worst. It's several weak commentators in all sports but this is the dumbest mofo of all time. That nigga used to cheer for KENT GRAHAM & DAVE BROWN when they were the qb's for the NEW YORK GIANTS. HA HA HA
 
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hella_numb

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Aug 7, 2003
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yall ever watch espnnews and that fag quadry ismail comes on. i swear that fool is homo as fuck. with his soft speech and girlie colored make up, i think thats why he dont make it to the regular espn.
 
OG_Carl_Weather

OG_Carl_Weather

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LOL na I never seen Qadry on anything. Rocket does a show wit Nate Newton thats alright. Nate Newton should get on ESPN hes funny and he knows his shit, but they probably wouldnt have him up there cuz all his dope charges lol.
 
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c-money

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Mark Schlereth Is the fuckin Worst. every damn year The Broncos & Patriots is all he talks about . And he might as well be an honerary member of dipset with all that faggot ass pink he sports.2nd is john madden his commentating is even bad on his own video game.Quote(90% of the game is half mental)
 
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