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The "Homiez" section on that site almost made me throw up. They act like they know all the shit about the relationships between Woodie and his homies. They've got half the pictures wrong. They've rated Woodie's homies out of 4. They've put SNOOP DOGG down as one of his homies. That's fuckin' stupid.
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Nicki Dee was born in Antioch in 1979. He enjoys getting high, preferably off of illegal narcotics, but enjoys the occasional aerosol spray can high. Nicki Dee only lives to one day see Woodie, and shake his hand.
Nicki Dee lives in Antioch, Northern California. He went to Stanford University, where he intermittently enrolled in literature and writing courses until he left in 1992 without taking a degree. During the next three years he supported himself as a laborer and journalist in San Francisco, until he settled down back in Antioch(PROBABLY TO $TOCK WOODIE). Here he married Janet Franklin and got a job as a cashier at the local newspaper office.
When Woodie's homie Blackbird was framed for murder, the newspaper he worked for released many articles about it. Nicki Dee knew the paper was giving incorrect information(YEPP IM $URE HE KNEW WHO WOODIE WAZ THEN), but the chief editor refused to change the articles. Because of this, Nicki Dee quit his job at the local newspaper and opened up his own laundry mat.
His business flourishing, he now owns his own chain of two laundry mats. He is an avid Woodie WOR$HIPPER, and only wishes to know more about his GOD
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Nicki Dee was born in Antioch in 1979. He enjoys getting high, preferably off of illegal narcotics, but enjoys the occasional aerosol spray can high. Nicki Dee only lives to one day see Woodie, and shake his hand.
Nicki Dee lives in Antioch, Northern California. He went to Stanford University, where he intermittently enrolled in literature and writing courses until he left in 1992 without taking a degree. During the next three years he supported himself as a laborer and journalist in San Francisco, until he settled down back in Antioch(PROBABLY TO $TOCK WOODIE). Here he married Janet Franklin and got a job as a cashier at the local newspaper office.
When Woodie's homie Blackbird was framed for murder, the newspaper he worked for released many articles about it. Nicki Dee knew the paper was giving incorrect information(YEPP IM $URE HE KNEW WHO WOODIE WAZ THEN), but the chief editor refused to change the articles. Because of this, Nicki Dee quit his job at the local newspaper and opened up his own laundry mat.
His business flourishing, he now owns his own chain of two laundry mats. He is an avid Woodie WOR$HIPPER, and only wishes to know more about his GOD
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Seen left keying a rival's car, D-Bone prefers to dwell on the lighter side rivalry. Although not a member of a gang, D-Bone does enjoy the occasional revenge.
D-Bone runs a business he started that repairs PCI cards that connect computers to TI-83 calculators. He also specializes in repairing cords that connect the PCI cards to the calculators.
Also an idolizer of Woodie, he met up with Nicki Dee and started the site. He is working on a TI-83 Plus calculator game that involves the life of Woodie.
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Seen left keying a rival's car, D-Bone prefers to dwell on the lighter side rivalry. Although not a member of a gang, D-Bone does enjoy the occasional revenge.
D-Bone runs a business he started that repairs PCI cards that connect computers to TI-83 calculators. He also specializes in repairing cords that connect the PCI cards to the calculators.
Also an idolizer of Woodie, he met up with Nicki Dee and started the site. He is working on a TI-83 Plus calculator game that involves the life of Woodie.
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What does Woodie mean when he says “I stick my fingers in your twat”? I have often pondered this as I listen to Woodie’s inspirational lyrics. I think there is more than what is on the surface like a piece of floating debris on the ocean surface. When you look at a bird flying in the sky you think “ah what a pretty bird” whereas I think about the mechanics of how the air pressure and density is lifting the bird’s light eco skeleton above the Earth.
“I stick my fingers in your twat and spread it wide.” Society has many difficulties due to the challenges of different personalities. If I said that people represent the fingers and the world’s atmosphere as the twat wouldn’t it cause it to spread wide? Like oil on an obese man’s posterior baking in the hot jealous sun we all do not connect.
Maybe though if we look deeper we can make a different connection. Have you ever found yourself put in a position where you only had two decisions. Like in the recent blockbuster film “Spiderman” the hero had two decisions. He could either save the children in the cable car or his girlfriend Mary Watson. Obviously the Villain (I wont say so I don’t ruin the movie) would be the fingers and the choice is the twat. Post saving the day the people who helped Spiderman defeat the Villain would represent “spreading it wide.”
Gosh, looking back I have to wonder if the twat was Osama Bin Ladin and the fingers were the United States. Woodie some how makes the lyrics connect to so many different situations. He is a political mastermind, a poet, a movie scout he is truly a genius. I would give anything to have a drop of his talent flowing through my dead clone veins.
To you Woodie, I commend, and keep spreading twats!
What does Woodie mean when he says “I stick my fingers in your twat”? I have often pondered this as I listen to Woodie’s inspirational lyrics. I think there is more than what is on the surface like a piece of floating debris on the ocean surface. When you look at a bird flying in the sky you think “ah what a pretty bird” whereas I think about the mechanics of how the air pressure and density is lifting the bird’s light eco skeleton above the Earth.
“I stick my fingers in your twat and spread it wide.” Society has many difficulties due to the challenges of different personalities. If I said that people represent the fingers and the world’s atmosphere as the twat wouldn’t it cause it to spread wide? Like oil on an obese man’s posterior baking in the hot jealous sun we all do not connect.
Maybe though if we look deeper we can make a different connection. Have you ever found yourself put in a position where you only had two decisions. Like in the recent blockbuster film “Spiderman” the hero had two decisions. He could either save the children in the cable car or his girlfriend Mary Watson. Obviously the Villain (I wont say so I don’t ruin the movie) would be the fingers and the choice is the twat. Post saving the day the people who helped Spiderman defeat the Villain would represent “spreading it wide.”
Gosh, looking back I have to wonder if the twat was Osama Bin Ladin and the fingers were the United States. Woodie some how makes the lyrics connect to so many different situations. He is a political mastermind, a poet, a movie scout he is truly a genius. I would give anything to have a drop of his talent flowing through my dead clone veins.
To you Woodie, I commend, and keep spreading twats!
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Woodie, real name Ryan Wood, from Antioch, CA. His beats and lyrics are an intelligent compilation of true to life emotions and fantasies wrought from his hard, heavily oppressed life in Northern California. He weaves metaphorical yarns, and lessons through his intense, and sometimes shocking lyrics. Henceforth, life has emitted this organization, the Official Woodie Fan Club, to give praise to the wise teachings that have derived from Woodie... and the lessons he has yet to teach us.
This community was built to appreciate the artistic talents of
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Woodie, real name Ryan Wood, from Antioch, CA. His beats and lyrics are an intelligent compilation of true to life emotions and fantasies wrought from his hard, heavily oppressed life in Northern California. He weaves metaphorical yarns, and lessons through his intense, and sometimes shocking lyrics. Henceforth, life has emitted this organization, the Official Woodie Fan Club, to give praise to the wise teachings that have derived from Woodie... and the lessons he has yet to teach us.