Woman, 29, Arrested After Being Spotted Masturbating Inside A Starbucks In Florida

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Woman, 29, Arrested After Being Spotted Masturbating Inside A Starbucks In Florida | The Smoking Gun











A woman who was spotted masturbating in a Starbucks was arrested yesterday after Florida cops searched her purse and found a pipe with
cocaine residue.


Police were summoned to the Bradenton business "by the staff at Starbucks regarding a female that was in their lobby and was masturbating." When an officer questioned the woman, Jennifer Piranian, she reported that she was waiting to go to a local hospital.


A cop offered her a ride to the hospital, but asked to first check her purse, to which Piranian agreed. The officer subsequently discovered "a glass stem" in the 29-year-old Piranian's purse that "tested positive for cocaine residue," according to a probable cause affidavit.


Piranian, who denied ownership of the pipe, was arrested for possession of narcotics and drug paraphernalia. Pictured above, Piranian is being held in the Manatee County jail in lieu of $1120 bond
 

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lol, no matter how many times i see that type of shit on COPS it still amazes me.
"i swear to god, officer i dunno how that pipe got there! someone must have stuck that shit in my purse."
"Nah officer, i dunno who put dat gun unda my seat but it ain't mine. It's probably the same muthafucka that stuck this 8 Ball in my coat when i wasn't looken."
 
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Fuck, I actually say this old ass bum crackhead outside of that Starbucks on Powell and O'Farrell in the city chillin' there, smoking a crackrock all nonchalant like it's just a cigarette or something. When he finished, he got up and pulled his shit out and just started jacking off infront of everyone. Gotta love the city, you see some fucked up shit there. Haha.