Wierdest shit you Eat / Drink

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That your peoples laugh at or can't stand?

My thing is watered down wine. I will take some good Pinot or Merlot and pour about 50% water in the glass. Add in some perrier or sprite and ice and you're good to go.

I also fuck with peanut butter and honey sandwiches alot when I dont feel like cooking. You can't use the clover honey though...you gotta use the light colored shit.
 
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this is gonna sound gross, I thought so too when I first heard, but its actually really good. top ramen with mayo. just a little dap of mayonaise after you drain out the water really adds flavor to the ramen.
 
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i've been known to eat pussy...thats some foul shit..i eat a lotta weird shit

raw ginger, seaweed, sake,wasabi rice chips, tamarindo,fish tacos, chocolate covered jalapenos,cuttlefish (squid) strips, cornic (best cornuts ever)
mangoes with chili, cucmbers with salt, limejuice and cherries, passionfruit, prickly pear,the asshole of a dirty whore, Kombucha,soy nutz, Jack daniels and Jose Cuervo (jack n a Jo....jackin a hoe) saladitos, liquorice prunes, Ginseng,dried rasberries,black bear steak, pigeon (killed it myself), those red berries on those thorn bushes, kim chee, wasabi peas,balut,lychees,scorpions,and i shop here a lot
http://www.mountainamericajerky.com/gamemeat.shtml


but it could be weirder
http://www.thebeijingguide.com/food/exotic.html
 
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Live Monkey Brains
Recipe



Take one (1) living monkey.
Strap beneath special table with hole in center. The monkey must be strapped beneath a table with its head poking up through a hole.
Bop monkey on the head, scoop and serve. The diners usually deliver the fatal blow themselves with hammers, the skull is sawed off and the brains are scooped out with spoons.

Others do it in other places. This is universal in every version I have ever heard or seen. Americans say the Taiwanese do it. Indonesians say the Taiwanese do it. Taiwanese say that Hong Kongers do it. Hong Kongers say it is rural Chinese on the border with Vietnam. Historical versions by officials from Beijing (in the North) report that it is Southerners who do it. Variations might get as close as another ethnic group in the same area or even that Grandfather did it once in the old days
A friend of a friend told me. The story is often claimed true because a friend had a friend who was in Asia during the Vietnam war who ate monkey brains or saw tables with holes while traveling.



: Taiwan, China, Hong Kong, Vietnam, Cambodia, Indonesia, Japan, Thailand, India, Africa and the Middle East.

Historical References

"Man Han Quan Xi" ("The Manchu-Han Complete Banquet" - see title in Chinese at the end of the article), that is said to be from the ultimate Chinese feast and is supposed to contain the most exotic and wonderful foods from all over the empire. The menu (which no longer exists, but is referenced by other sources) is from the Qing Dynasty period, which peaked in the 18th century.

The other reference is from a book titled "ManTuoLuo Xuan XianHua" ("Casual Chat on Mantuolou's Veranda"), written by Zhang HaiOu in the mid-19th century. This text collects traditional Chinese medicine and food knowledge from various locales around China and in turn refers to an account by a general who traveled around China, possibly as early as the 16th century. He recounts a feast that he attended that included live monkey brain, which he described as being quite tasty.

Eating live monkey brains as medicine Eating fresh (but not live) monkey brains as medicine is more likely still , given the large number of reports. Powdered monkey brain in a medicine shop seems quite plausible. Still, there is always room of skepticism.
Eating cooked monkey brains is also believable. Monkey brain stew might even taste good
 
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Hundred year egg, China
One of my earliest encounters with weird food was on a visit to China. At a meal described as a 'Cantonese banquet' one of the centrepieces was the speciality 'Hundred Year Egg'. It was like a hard-boiled egg sliced thinly. It looked a bit off-putting as the white was a yellowy-green and the yellow was black, but I tried it anyway. Unfortunately it tasted as bad as it looked. I've been making mistakes with food ever since.

Chillied bush pig, Central African Republic
My next gastronomic encounter with the unusual was when I took a gap year to go travelling and headed down through Africa in a Land Rover before starting work. My emergency provisions ran out in the Sudan. So by the time I got to the Central African Republic I was eating whatever was available. In one village all that was on offer was chillied bush pig and cassava (sweet potato). The pork was mainly bone and gristle and was coated in a numbingly hot sauce. The cassava was a gelatinous mass like a helping of wallpaper paste.

Zebra, Tanzania
As that trip progressed I became ever more intrigued by new tastes. In Tanzania, at a restaurant in a lodge by the Ngorongoro Crater, I even chose to eat the exotic. This time it was zebra steak. It was a very simple meal, just a steak and some vegetables, with a very strong flavour. I must admit it seemed ethically-questionable to be eating the wildlife that I'd come to see but, then again, why is it worse for a Tanzanian to eat a zebra than for a Brit to eat a cow?

Water buffalo, Nepal
Meat is something I take for granted at home but there are plenty of countries where it doesn't come from what we see as regular sources. I spent a long time in India where the cow is sacred and beef is simply not available. When I took a break from India and went up to Nepal, however, I was pleasantly surprised to see steak on the menu. Only after I'd eaten it, and thoroughly enjoyed it, did I discover that this was water buffalo - not beef.

Roast guinea pig, Peru
South America has its fair share of bizarre foods and top of my list there would have to be guinea pig. Yes, the humble cuddly pets we love are a source of food in Peru. Out in the countryside, particularly in the poorest areas, every house seems to have guinea pigs running around in the backyards and sometimes in the kitchens where they feed on the scraps. Guinea pigs are skinned and roasted. They make reasonable eating, although there is a lot of bone and not much meat. They are often available as street-food during festivals in the towns.

Boiled electric eel, Ecuador
In Ecuador I spent some time with the Huaorani, a tribe of Amazonian Indians. The rainforest and the rivers are their supermarkets and shops. Nature provides everything. One morning I got a bit of a shock to find that the catch of the day was an electric eel. It was unceremoniously cut into chunks and boiled. Like the guinea pig in Peru, it was full of bones, and had a rather muddy flavour and slimy texture. But if you're hungry enough...

Stir-fried llama, Bolivia
Further south, in Bolivia, I found myself in a very smart restaurant in La Paz. On the menu was alpaca, a type of longhaired llama that is more commonly associated with fine wool than with haute cuisine. It was served as a kind of stir-fry, called a llomo saltado. The meat was in thin strips mixed with onion, tomato and potato chips. The whole thing was seasoned with a hot chilli sauce. But that didn't hide the subtle flavour which was slightly like lamb.

Giraffe, Kenya
Returning to Africa, as I do frequently, my list would not be complete without a couple of dishes from the world famous restaurant 'Carnivores' in Nairobi. You can guarantee to get something unusual here as they specialise in all kinds of strange meats. Giraffe is among my favourites. It is a light-coloured succulent meat that has a unique taste. It is quite unlike anything else I've ever eaten and so defies comparison.

Crocodile, Kenya
One of their other regular dishes is crocodile. Now anyone who tells you that it tastes like chicken, as people so often do, has probably never tried it. Sure it's a white meat, but there the similarity ends. Again the taste is unique. For a white meat it is quite rich and heavy. It's excellent simply roasted on a spit over hot coals. And when you order it you can ask the waiter to make it snappy!

Puffin salad, Iceland
My most recent odd culinary experience was a couple of weeks ago in Iceland. The meal consisted of a smoked puffin salad followed by pink roasted breast of guillemot and black-gull. The puffin breast was dark red, salty, smoky and slightly fishy. It seemed a really strange thing to eat but was absolutely excellent. The other two birds weren't at all fishy and tasted more like venison and mild liver - strong, rich and dark. I never know what to expect when I order these things. But, as they say, the proof of the pudding is always in the eating.
 
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White Trash Toffee (made with saltines, chocolate, brown sugar, and chopped nuts)
-Slugburgers (a specialty in northern Mississippi)
-Pickled pig's feet
-Deep fried candy bars (I think these are also popular in Scotland, ancestral homeland of many Appalachian southerners)
-Fried dill pickles
-Deep fried okra (okra is so nasty that even cows can't thoroughly digest it)
-Fried peanut butter sandwiches (Elvis put bananas on his)
-Heck, deep-fried anything
-Raw ramps (wild garlic--this is what the name of the city Chicago came from)
-White clay (mostly little kids and pregnant women eat this--it's medicinal)
-Hush puppies
-Fried grits
-Pimento cheese sandwiches
-Racoon, squirrel, and possum (they don't taste like chicken!)
-Also, southerners put bacon grease on things the Lord probably didn't intend man to. They use it flavor everything from pancakes to green beans.
 
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Headcheese:

1 hog's head
1 hog's tongue
salt and pepper
sage or chili powder

Clean and scrape hog's head and wash thoroughly. Wash and trim tongue. Cover head and tongue with slightly salted water and simmer until meat falls from the bone. Drain meat, shred, and season. Pack tightly in bowl, cover, and weigh it down. Let stand 3 days in a cold place. Slice. Makes 6-8 pounds.

Chedder Coffee

My friends mom has always been "unique" in general, so it didn't surpise me that she enjoys putting slices of chedder cheese in her morning coffee. When the coffee is gone, she slurps down the glob of melted cheese.

JADE CHEESE SALAD

1 Large package of lime Jell-O
2 Cups of hot water
1 Cup of cold water
2 Teaspoons of vinegar
2 Teaspoons of salt
Dash of Cayenne Pepper
2 Cups of cottage cheese
1 Cup of mayonnaise
1 Large can of crushed pineapple

Dissolve Jell-O in hot water. Add cold water and vinegar; stir. Add Cayenne pepper and the salt. Stir til all dissolved. Chill until slightly thickened. Whip with a beater until fluffy and light. Mix in cottage cheese and mayonnaise. Drain pineapple and fold into Jell-O mixture. Chill until firm.


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Granny's Oldtime Recipes

Scrapple:

1 hog's head
4 to 5 quarts cold water
4 teaspoons salt
4 teaspoons powdered sage
yellow corn meal (about 3 cups)

Separate one hog's head into halves. Remove eyes and brains. Scrape head and clean thoroughly. Place in large kettle and cover with 4-5 quarts of cold water. Simmer gently for 2 to 3 hours, or until meat falls from the bones. Skimm grease carefully from the surface; remove meat. chop fine, and turn liquor. Season with salt, pepper, and sage to taste. Sift in corn meal, stirring constantly, until the mixture is thickened to the consistency of mush. Cook slowly for 1 hour over low heat. When sufficiently cooked, pour into greased oblong pans and store in a cool place until ready to use. Cut in thin slices and fry until crisp and brown. Makes 6 pounds.

Headcheese:

1 hog's head
1 hog's tongue
salt and pepper
sage or chili powder

Clean and scrape hog's head and wash thoroughly. Wash and trim tongue. Cover head and tongue with slightly salted water and simmer until meat falls from the bone. Drain meat, shred, and season. Pack tightly in bowl, cover, and weigh it down. Let stand 3 days in a cold place. Slice. Makes 6-8 pounds.



Choco Dogs

My friend's sister has been known to dip raw hot dogs into chocolate shell and eat them after they have been refrigerated.

My own sister loves icing and will eat it plain and warm. At one point we caught her with a tub of icing she had been keeping under her bed for four monthes and was still eating out of!

Emily



Scrambled Brains

When I was growing up I spent a lot of time at my grandparents house. I remember that very often on Sunday mornings and occasionally for dinner, my grandmother would fix an appetizing dish consisting of scrambled eggs and calves brains. Now, this I was told is a delicacy, who made this so I can't imagine. I can remember that the brains were mixed into the eggs and were rather hard to distinguish, except for the paler color. While I suppose it wasn't horrible, for a child it was a rather traumatic experience being expected to eat this stuff. On the other hand, another regular dish at grandma's was something called blood sausage, which is indeed made of pigs blood, barley, and spices and when cooked is a black looking sausage. To this day it is one of my favorite things, but for some reason it's very hard to find. Hmmm...

Carol Nizzi



Mustard Crunchies

When I was a kid I had a friend that ate mustard on everything: ice cream, jello and other oddities. But the grossest thing was waterbugs... she'd dip um in the mustard and crunch um... yuck! Thats how I remember her name.

Darla Campbell



Sunflower Worcestershire Delight

My husband used to eat this as a snack all of the time. He would take unhulled sunflower seeds, drench them in Worcestershire sause and then sprinkle garlic salt on it for some added flavoring. He had to eat it up before his mom found out, though, she thought it was too gross.

Shauna Baker



Chedder Coffee

My friends mom has always been "unique" in general, so it didn't surpise me that she enjoys putting slices of chedder cheese in her morning coffee. When the coffee is gone, she slurps down the glob of melted cheese.

Feather



Banana Worm Bread

Ingredients:
1/2 cup shortening
3/4 cup sugar
2 bananas, mashed
2 cups flour
1 teaspoon soda
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 cup chopped nuts
2 eggs
1/4 cup dry-roasted army worms

Directions:
Mix together all ingredients. Bake in greased loaf pan at 350 for about 1 hour.



Chocolate Gravy & Biscuits

I'm a born-n-bred Southerner and had the gall to haul off and marry a Northerner! I was raised on chocolate gravy and biscuits which is my most favorite food of all time. This stuff is the greatest! My husband won't even stay in the house when I make it or eat it though!

Biscuits: 1 or 2 cans of "whop" biscuits (these are the ones that come in the little tube at the store and you have to "whop" them on the counter to open the tube.) Bake as directed.

Chocolate Gravy
3 tablespoons of flour
2 tablespoons of cocoa powder
4 tablespoons of granulated sugar
2 cups of milk
2 tablespoons of butter
1 teasoon of vanilla

Mix dry ingredients in shallow pan on stovetop until they're completely combined. Add milk and stir. Cook on medium to medium high heat until it bubbles and thickens. Add butter and vanilla. Stir. Chunk up biscuits and pour chocolate gravy over the top. Enjoy!

Oh....and you'll need a bucket....if you like it as much as I do, then you'll eat till you explode!!!

Sabrina Doster



Head Cheese and Hog Maw

I was really interested in reading those recipes and must add my own. Being Pennsylvania Dutch, I grew up on pigs stomach, pickled pigs feet and some disgusting concoction called head cheese, which looks exactly like a combination of snot mixed with rubber cement. I don't have the head cheese recipe, but I do know how you make pig stomach, which by the way I absolutely love.

The problem is that although it's not a one person meal, no one will taste it to see if they like it. I was a little reticent myself, but it is sssoooo good. By the way, to the Pennsylvania Dutch (for which this dish is a norm) it is called "hog mawl" You order the pig stomach from the butcher. He has to soak it to kill off the enzymes. You chop up equal parts of potatoes, onions and country sausage (not breakfast links or Italian, it's a main dish sausage). Stuff the stomach and bake until it is brown and crispy on the outside. To serve, you slice it just like roast. Hmmm... Good.

Claudia



Rocky Mountain Oysters

My local market, run by Guatemalans, has begun to offer ceviche made from rocky mountain oysters. Thought you'd like to know. I cannot understand what they call it, but they say it's the same as the fish. Raw, cut up in little chucks, soaked in lemon juice and onions and chile powder. This is in Highland Park, CA

Scott Rubel



Mamow and Papow's Treet Meat

When I was a child, I sometimes spent the night with my Mamow (Grandmother) and Papow (Grandfather). We always had fried chicken for supper. My job was to decide how brown to let the gravy get. Light brown gravy was called "pooting gravy" and dark brown gravy was called "farting gravy" (My grandparents were from the country).

For breakfast, we ate biscuits with melted butter and sugar inside or we mixed butter with Kayro syrup and spread it on white bread. My Mamow also fried Treet Meat (it's like SPAM).

The best part was when my Papow poured coffee out into his saucer and let me sip it. He would sip it too and say" Aaahmmmm - that's good!"

TENNESSEE



Rocky Mountain Oysters

I grew up in Wyoming. We were at a restaurant one day ( I was like 10) and my father orders a plate of Rocky Mountain Oysters. Now, ladies and gentlemen, these are NOT real oysters. Of course, I didn't know what they were, so when the plate of deep-fried things came out (they look kind of like chicken tenders) I dug right in. After I'd eaten like 5 of them (they do taste kind of like chicken) my father tells me what they really are. This could only happen in Wyoming. Rocky Mountain Oysters are deep-fried bull testicles. Ew. Even though I like the way they taste, I can never quite get passed that.



Rootworm Beetle Dip

Ingredients:
2 cup low-fat cottage cheese
1 1/2 teaspoon lemon juice
2 tablespoons skim milk
1/2 cup reduced calorie mayonnaise
1 tablespoon parsley, chopped
1 tablespoon onion, chopped
1 1/2 tsp. dill weed
1 1/2 tsp. Beau Monde
1 cup dry-roasted rootworm beetles

Directions:
Blend first 3 ingredients. Add remaining ingredients and chill.



Bisquick Ick

A really great dish, actually: Make a couple of pancakes with Bisquick or whatever. Put a slice of any cheese in between (make sure it melts well) -- then cover the whole deal with a decent spaghetti sauce.

Like a lot of the stuff on the list, it's really not as weird as it seems.

Dan Mason



Green Stuff

I was raised on this Jell-O salad and my grandmother passed the recipe on to me, however, none of the rest of my family will even touch it. Neither will any of my friends. I love it and make a big bowl of it for myself every Thanksgiving and Christmas. Also.. it's my comfort food. My family calls it my "GREEN STUFF" and tells me that it's growing in my refrigerator. :-( Here you go, I hope you like.. you can try it with bologna and jelly sandwiches.. it's GREAT!!!:

JADE CHEESE SALAD

1 Large package of lime Jell-O
2 Cups of hot water
1 Cup of cold water
2 Teaspoons of vinegar
2 Teaspoons of salt
Dash of Cayenne Pepper
2 Cups of cottage cheese
1 Cup of mayonnaise
1 Large can of crushed pineapple

Dissolve Jell-O in hot water. Add cold water and vinegar; stir. Add Cayenne pepper and the salt. Stir til all dissolved. Chill until slightly thickened. Whip with a beater until fluffy and light. Mix in cottage cheese and mayonnaise. Drain pineapple and fold into Jell-O mixture. Chill until firm.

~Julie~



Leafhopper Blox

Ingredients:
2 large packages gelatin
2 1/2 cups boiling water (do not add cold water)

Directions: Stir boiling water into gelatin. Dissolve completely. Stir in dry-roasted leafhoppers. Pour mixture slowly into 13 x 9 inch pan. Chill at least 3 hours. BLOX will be firm after 1 hour, but may be difficult to remove from pan.

Cutting blox: dip bottom pan in warm water 15 seconds to loosen gelatin. Cut shapes with cookie cutters all the way through gelatin. Lift with index finger or metal spatula. If blox stick, dip pan again for a few seconds.



Marischino Madness

When my sister, Jodie, and I were kids we had a pink toy stove that really cooked. The burners were small, and the toy pans were just big enough to hold 1 slice of bologna, which we liked to fry in Marischino Cherry juice until the juice caramelized and nearly burned. YUM. I have tried to recreate the wonderful taste, but it just isn't the same without that little pink stove! We also used to make bug stew, using real bugs -millepedes worked well,(they curled up nicely), but we never ate it...



Bloody Leroy Mix

Ingredients:

1 8 oz. can tomato sauce
1 6 oz. can tomato paste
1 cup black coffee
3/4 cup beer (Killian's Red preferred)
3/4 cup fruit juice (citrus: orange/pineapple/mango type)
2 tblsp. whiskey
1 tblsp. lemon juice
1 tblsp. worcestershire sauce
1 tblsp. vinegar (red wine garlic preferred)
3 cloves garlic. minced
3 jalepeno peppers, minced
1/4 large onion, minced 1/8 red, 1/8 white preferred)
2 1/2 tsp. liquid smoke
2 tblsp. brown sugar
1 tblsp. molasses
1 1/2 tblsp. crushed red pepper
1 cube beef bouillon
1 1/2 tsp. salt
1 1/2 tsp ground black pepper
1 1/2 tsp. paprika
1 1/2 tsp. cayenne pepper
3 dashes basil
3 dashes oregano
3 dashes savory




Irish Meadows

Two slices of dense, crusty plain bread. Butter them. Cover one slice with thinly sliced Mars Bar (slightly warmed is better). Add chopped chunks of sweet & tart green apple (in UK Granny Smiths are good). Cover with second slice of bread.

Enjoy with mug of warm tea.

All the best!

Shereen
Northern Ireland



Dutch Treat

I have known several Dutch families who eat white sugar sprinkled on buttered white bread. The other things I've seen them eat are chocolate or coloured sprinkles (the type you would use for decorating cakes) or sliced strawberries on buttered white bread.



Hot & Sour Shake

1. You need hot peppers (what kind doesn't matter), half a dozen cups of lemon juice, 1/2 a cup of hot sauce, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and a cup of milk.

2. Chop hot peppers before putting in blender.

3. Put ingedients in blender until smooth.

4. ENJOY!


Take a waffle or pancake, butter it, pour maple syrup on it. Fry up some eggs so the yolks are runny, and pile it on top of the waffle, then put ketchup, bacon, sausage, grape jelly, another waffle or pancake and more syrup.

Spam Shake

1 can of Spam
1 tin of anchovies
2 12oz cans of beer
4 oz tomato juice
1 teaspoon Dijon mustard
1/2 cup chopped up parsley
1/4 cup chopped scallions
dash of Tabasco
salt (if you'd need it), pepper to taste
put it in blender and blend until smooth
serve chilled with celery stick

2 pieces of white bread.
Spread butter on one peice of bread and jelly on the other.

Ingredients:
White rice (Basmati or Persian)
A handful of mint leaves
Dried apricots
Pine nuts
Olive oil


Cook the rice (per the directions on the package). Chop the mint leaves and the dried apricots. Mix them into the rice (after it cools down). Fry pine nuts in olive oil lightly, add to the rice. Add more olive oil, salt, white pepper, etc.
 

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on a serious note i've ate cow blood(or was it goat or pig)..........never ever ever ever will i try it again........that was the weirdest food i've ate in my life!