Ponder These Questions Why!!
**Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
**Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
**Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
**Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?
**Why is abbreviated such a long word?
**Why is a boxing ring square?
**Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
**Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?
**Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
**Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click on Start?
**Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you
turn down the volume on the radio?
**Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons?
**Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
**Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
**Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
**Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
**If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty
litter?
**Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
**What do people in China call their good plates?
**What do you call a male ladybug?
**Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
**Why do they call it a pair of pants, but only 1 bra?
**Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
**Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink
and drive?
**Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
**Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
**Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of
parachutes?
**Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?
**Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?
**How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
**If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have
locks on the
door?
**You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
**If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what
does a freedom fighter fight?
**If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?
**If you are driving at
the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what
happens?
**Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?
**Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called
shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
**Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
**Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
**If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
**If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
**Why does it take just one match to burn down a forest, but it takes
several matches to light a campfire?
**Why is the man who invests all of our money called a broker?
**Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
**Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
**Why is it "unconstitutional" to use "God" in public places but it is
on our
money...and insurance companies can deny your claim because of an act
of
God?
**Why are "Yellow Freight" trucks orange?
**Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?
*Why do they make scented toilet paper?
*If the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are called "The Bucs" and the Jacksonville
Jaguars are called "The Jags," what are the Tennessee Titans
called?
*What color does a Smurf turn when you choke him.
**Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
**Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
**Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
**Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?
**Why is abbreviated such a long word?
**Why is a boxing ring square?
**Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
**Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?
**Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
**Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click on Start?
**Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you
turn down the volume on the radio?
**Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons?
**Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
**Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
**Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
**Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
**If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty
litter?
**Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
**What do people in China call their good plates?
**What do you call a male ladybug?
**Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
**Why do they call it a pair of pants, but only 1 bra?
**Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
**Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink
and drive?
**Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
**Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
**Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of
parachutes?
**Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?
**Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?
**How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
**If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have
locks on the
door?
**You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
**If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what
does a freedom fighter fight?
**If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?
**If you are driving at
the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what
happens?
**Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?
**Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called
shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
**Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
**Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
**If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
**If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
**Why does it take just one match to burn down a forest, but it takes
several matches to light a campfire?
**Why is the man who invests all of our money called a broker?
**Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
**Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
**Why is it "unconstitutional" to use "God" in public places but it is
on our
money...and insurance companies can deny your claim because of an act
of
God?
**Why are "Yellow Freight" trucks orange?
**Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?
*Why do they make scented toilet paper?
*If the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are called "The Bucs" and the Jacksonville
Jaguars are called "The Jags," what are the Tennessee Titans
called?
*What color does a Smurf turn when you choke him.