1. We keep our last name.
2. The garage is all ours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. We can be president.
6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
8. The world is our urinal.
9. We never have to drive to another gas station
because this one's just too icky.
10. Same work, more pay.
11. Wrinkles add character.
12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
13. People never stare at our chest when we're
talking to them.
14. The occasional well-rendered belch is
practically expected.
15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our
feet.
16. One mood, ALL the time.
17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds
flat.
18. We know stuff about tanks.
19. A five-day vacation requires only one
suitcase.
20. We can open all our own jars.
21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of
thoughtfulness.
22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she
can still be our friend.
23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
24. Everything on our face stays its original
color.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. We don't have to stop and think of which way
to turn a nut on a bolt.
27. We almost never have strap problems in public
28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe
decades.
30. We don't have to shave below our neck.
31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.
32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color,
all seasons.
33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.
34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing
a mustache.
35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25
relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.
2. The garage is all ours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. We can be president.
6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
8. The world is our urinal.
9. We never have to drive to another gas station
because this one's just too icky.
10. Same work, more pay.
11. Wrinkles add character.
12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
13. People never stare at our chest when we're
talking to them.
14. The occasional well-rendered belch is
practically expected.
15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our
feet.
16. One mood, ALL the time.
17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds
flat.
18. We know stuff about tanks.
19. A five-day vacation requires only one
suitcase.
20. We can open all our own jars.
21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of
thoughtfulness.
22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she
can still be our friend.
23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
24. Everything on our face stays its original
color.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. We don't have to stop and think of which way
to turn a nut on a bolt.
27. We almost never have strap problems in public
28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe
decades.
30. We don't have to shave below our neck.
31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.
32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color,
all seasons.
33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.
34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing
a mustache.
35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25
relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.
