Why is Taco Bell the shit?
- Thread starter D'struction
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I am feuding with Taco Hell right now. So this is why: I had hella coupons for free chalupas. And I was really hungry and really hungover and lightweight broke and there aint shit for food in the house and i'm too hungover to deal with flourescent lights and lines of people at the supermarket-- weak. So my ol' lady says she's going out to do some stuff, why dont she stop by taco hell. I'm all for it, "here take these 7 free chalupa coupons and go crazy".
So she brings back 7 damn chalupas. I was thinking to myself. Damn, what was I thinking, thats too much food. But whatever, I eat like 4 of them. A few hours later I eat 2 more. The last two were cold and tasted hella nasty. Then I pass out in front of the tv. Everythings fine.
Except for the next morning I feel worse than I did when I had the hangover. Like hella nausious. I'm thinking -- what the fuck? I shouldn't have a two day hangover. Luckily, its sunday so I dont have shit to do really. I'll just post on the couch and watch some basketball. I keep feeling worse and worse, until at halftime go to the bathroom and puke, hella painful dry heave style. UGGGGHHH. I feel better for about 10 minutes then start feeling sick again and hella weak. By the 4th quarter I was breaking out in cold sweats and couldnt get up off the couch. Fuck taco bell im thinking, motherfuck you taco bell, fuck your free chalupas.
It seriously felt like I was going to die for about 4 hours. I now get angry (and feel lightweight ill) everytime I saw their commercials on TV now. Motherfuck you taco bell, I will stick to my neighborhood taqueria from now on.
That is all.
So she brings back 7 damn chalupas. I was thinking to myself. Damn, what was I thinking, thats too much food. But whatever, I eat like 4 of them. A few hours later I eat 2 more. The last two were cold and tasted hella nasty. Then I pass out in front of the tv. Everythings fine.
Except for the next morning I feel worse than I did when I had the hangover. Like hella nausious. I'm thinking -- what the fuck? I shouldn't have a two day hangover. Luckily, its sunday so I dont have shit to do really. I'll just post on the couch and watch some basketball. I keep feeling worse and worse, until at halftime go to the bathroom and puke, hella painful dry heave style. UGGGGHHH. I feel better for about 10 minutes then start feeling sick again and hella weak. By the 4th quarter I was breaking out in cold sweats and couldnt get up off the couch. Fuck taco bell im thinking, motherfuck you taco bell, fuck your free chalupas.
It seriously felt like I was going to die for about 4 hours. I now get angry (and feel lightweight ill) everytime I saw their commercials on TV now. Motherfuck you taco bell, I will stick to my neighborhood taqueria from now on.
That is all.
taco bell is good in serramonte becuase its free.
taco bell is good in livermore becuase there isnt much choice when im at work.
la costa in brentwood is hella good, never been to one in sj area; thus making any taco bell in that area shitty.
la victoria in sj is hella good...see brentwood reason.
so there, thats why.
~k.
taco bell is good in livermore becuase there isnt much choice when im at work.
la costa in brentwood is hella good, never been to one in sj area; thus making any taco bell in that area shitty.
la victoria in sj is hella good...see brentwood reason.
so there, thats why.
~k.
My fat ass & both my nephews have the same problem with Taco Bell everytime Homie, for real.
They should change their slogan from "Make A Run To The Border" to "Make A Run To The Bathroom"
Let's get it straight Folks. Taco Bell is not even close to Mexican food. Just because it deals with beans & tortillas and call that a shit a taco, don't make it Mexican.
