why do you have to be a fucking goddamn sonuva bitch genius to work a computer?

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askG

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im trynng to install sonicstage to use my mp3 player w my new laptopt and i installed it at first and it said for some reason i was one some provisional limited use thing or some shit...so it wouldnt let me use the program...there was about 60fukcing thousand folders that this bitch installed but for some reason i couldnt fuck with the program..

then i erased it all and tried again...now the bitch didnt even work right...you might ask if the folders are all there...yup theres a bout half a desktop full of fucking folders for this progras but it aint working...then its telling me the actual mp3 player only opens up with some photoshop thing?

a photograph program to use my mp3????????wtf????????//

and what is it with thise shit having all kinds of complicated things..

its telling me were i want to DL the program...it gives me the option of DLing it to some htttp;////wkbfvdf...//wefjojofwef''jje332rewrn typa fucking folder...i put it on the desktop so later i can put it in a special folder
(IF I EVER FIGURE OUT HOW TO FUCKING CREATE A NEW FOLDER)..HOW DO I CREATE A NEW FOLDER?

so what the fuck is up w computers...why cant it be simple..'

i want to install a new game...the screen should read..
"would you like to instal to folder A or folder B"

not some outrageous fucking htt[////..::;;;//// thypa fucking thing where ill never know where in the fuck it went...

do i just install the motherfuckker on the folder it opens up?

i installed it again later and it said there was a progra running on the same file or some shit so i couldnt run my soicstage...

what the fuck????????????/

do they make these fucking things hard as fuck to figure out onj purpose so some computer geek nerd never loeave the basement loser will have a job to go to when he grows up...so he can charge about 80bills just to look at my fucking comp and figure out what the fuck is wrong!!!


FUCK COMPUTERS.
 

askG

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and im sick of typing on this small ass keyboard and not being able to use a fucking mouse...its like precision fucking surgery pointing the clicker on this fucking thing


FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

shits ruining my fucking day...not that my day was any good or nothing but what a bitch
 
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sucks to be you....my computer works coo i dont do hella upgraded shit or nothing i still have dial up AOL......i downloaded like 1200 songs on my dell laptop that shit barely even turn on anymore.....i dont fucks with computers that much anymore
 
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Yea computers can be a pain in the ass sometimes. I always get these random error messages at start up or sometimes i start the computer it loads the desktop and freezes, then I gotta restart all over again. Fucking computers!
 

askG

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preach that shit dogg...

i dont think ppl realize how much more stressful our lives are with these fucking manmade machines running virtually every aspect of our miserable fucking worthless lives...just wait till they start thinking for themselves like them clones on star wars episode 2....fucking machines...we need a revolution to put a end to these fucking things....theyre not even good for porn anymore....at least not my comp....forget about watching a 30sec clip of some bs...it would take a fucking centruy
 
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Uninstall it, delete any folder you see associated with it and then reboot. Reinstall it to a new folder and NOT your desktop. Thats what it sounds like you did.

But good luck. It doesnt take a genius. You just can't be an idiot. lol

Slow down when you install it and see where it is installing to.

Chances are you probably dont even need the software to load mp3's.

Open my computer, you should just see an external device thazt you can drag files onto. Unless its a gay ass ipod.
 

askG

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how do i uninstall it?

i just put up all the folders into the recyclying bin and put that bitch on the curbya digs?

did i fuck up by doing that?
 

askG

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good shit ppl...shit is out of my comp...now ill try to install it later...its a btich...i had planned to DL some new x raided and loki on this bitch before running but too late now....10 30pm...any later and the boegs flash their ights on me as im running through the city highas a kite

fucking pigs...imagine a world full of robocops...machine pigs...thats the day i finally blow my brains out digs..

fucking a..

my sisters got some irritating ass annoying as fucking ringtones...fine ass friends ofher wont stop fucking calling...shes got this one friendd...mmmmmmmmh...gorgeous.
 
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No. This way u just delete the folders but you dont uninstall the prog. Go to startup > programs > search the prog in that list and when u find it klick on uninstall.
Edit: sorry I been late
 

Gas One

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i was almost driven to suicide by dells technical staff in new dehli, india.

getting complex answers from someone who cant understand or speak coherent english, is horrible.

i mean, its cool when i go to mcdonalds in south san diego, and all the people working there cant speak english, because i can point at the fucking burger.

but dell has had me off the hook, quite a few times.
especially when they dont even fucking try to fix your shit and just be like "oh well you need to reformat your harddrive"

NO I DONT!
you gotta teach dell, sometimes
or be like "put me on the phone with a white man"

fuckin stupid asses reading a .PDF file on how to fix your computer. just send me that shit and let ME do it. last time i wrote down the instructions for reformatting while he told me, so i'd NEVER have to call them again.

i'm good at fixing my own computers, but not other peoples. just go to the message board tho if they have one, prolly happened to hella people.
 

Nuttkase

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Hahaha...I had the same problem with Dell. Those fuckers don't know shit.

I also love...

--In a thick ass Indian accent -- "Thank you for calling Dell's technical department, this is Steven how may I help you."

Steven? Motherfucker you know damn well your name is Mohinder or some shit like that. Why do you have to fucking lie to me right off top?
 
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Nuttkase said:
--In a thick ass Indian accent -- "Thank you for calling Dell's technical department, this is Steven how may I help you."

Steven? Motherfucker you know damn well your name is Mohinder or some shit like that. Why do you have to fucking lie to me right off top?


HAHAHAHA OFF TOP. I HAD CHRISTIAN, STEVEN, SALLY, AND CHRISTOPHER. U KNOW DAMN WELL THAT AINT THEY NAME. I WATCHED THIS LIL DOCUMENTARY ON OVERSEAS WORKERS ON MTV. BIG COMPANIES HIRE THEM SINCE THEY DONT HAVE TO PAY THEM THAT MUCH. THEY EVEN MADE THEM CHANGE THERE NAMES. THEYINTERVIEWED SOME INDIAN LADY. THEY WERE PAYING HER BARELY NUTHIN IN US CURRENCY, AND GAVE HER MORE OF A "AMERICA-FRIENDY" NAME