Why Do Mexicans...?

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Apr 25, 2002
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Why does every Mexican who attends a Dodgers game feel that they have to bring in a 99 Cents Store beachball? Do they think that they are being original? That they are the first person to ever bring a beachball to a sporting event? That they are going to be Mr. Funnyman? (What would be funny is blowing up a condom and hitting that around). It's so fuckin' annoying because I can't even watch the game because beachballs are flying everywhere around me. Then the game is constantly interrupted because some idiot hits it onto the field. And I constantly have to keep one eye on the beachballs around me and one eye on the game so I don't get hit with a beachball. It's not that it hurts because I could care less about getting hit with a beachball. It's because when I went to a game last year I got hit with a beachball and the beachball had apparently landed on the ground and was all covered in sticky soda and peanut shells and when it hit me all of that shit stuck to me. Whatever happened to going to a baseball game to watch the damn game?
 
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but wouldnt there
be a section where there are no beachballs?
The ushers at the Dodgers used to be vicious about getting those beachballs and would actively chase them down and take them from you. Now they don't do shit. They probably realized it was a battle that could not be won, especially with 99 Cents Stores popping up everywhere. Plus, a lot of those ushers are old and/or out of shape and probably can't take running up and down the stairs after beachballs.
 
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Why does every Mexican who attends a Dodgers game feel that they have to bring in a 99 Cents Store beachball? Do they think that they are being original? That they are the first person to ever bring a beachball to a sporting event? That they are going to be Mr. Funnyman? (What would be funny is blowing up a condom and hitting that around). It's so fuckin' annoying because I can't even watch the game because beachballs are flying everywhere around me. Then the game is constantly interrupted because some idiot hits it onto the field. And I constantly have to keep one eye on the beachballs around me and one eye on the game so I don't get hit with a beachball. It's not that it hurts because I could care less about getting hit with a beachball. It's because when I went to a game last year I got hit with a beachball and the beachball had apparently landed on the ground and was all covered in sticky soda and peanut shells and when it hit me all of that shit stuck to me. Whatever happened to going to a baseball game to watch the damn game?
Why do all the White people at the Angels games do the same thing?
 
May 13, 2002
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Honestly dude, you should be happy that it's only beach balls. Go to Mexico and watch a soccer game at a stadium, and look at all the shit that people throw. Confetti, cherry bombs, beer, batteries, anything!

Mexicans can't sit in one place for more than 15 minutes without getting drunk and doing some crazy shit.
 
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Why does every Mexican who attends a Dodgers game feel that they have to bring in a 99 Cents Store beachball? Do they think that they are being original? That they are the first person to ever bring a beachball to a sporting event? That they are going to be Mr. Funnyman? (What would be funny is blowing up a condom and hitting that around). It's so fuckin' annoying because I can't even watch the game because beachballs are flying everywhere around me. Then the game is constantly interrupted because some idiot hits it onto the field. And I constantly have to keep one eye on the beachballs around me and one eye on the game so I don't get hit with a beachball. It's not that it hurts because I could care less about getting hit with a beachball. It's because when I went to a game last year I got hit with a beachball and the beachball had apparently landed on the ground and was all covered in sticky soda and peanut shells and when it hit me all of that shit stuck to me. Whatever happened to going to a baseball game to watch the damn game?
you should go to the game with a giants or angels jersey on. ask some mexicans why they bring the beach ball, then see what else hits your head. :)

~k.
 
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listen 2 Lamberto ive been to a soccer game no colors on i was told dont wear your really nice clothes that i have originally planned 2 wear but dam thats when you really see the raza get BUCKWILD i especially remember those damn cherry bombs and beer was literally poured on me more than 4x..
you and beachball=lucky
 
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nononono!
it was hot because of ppl jumping and moving and rubbing against other ppl
so took of my sweater. had 2 tank tops on after the 2nd pour i put the sweater on and here comes 3 and 4 wtf it was gross
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