Why does every Mexican who attends a Dodgers game feel that they have to bring in a 99 Cents Store beachball? Do they think that they are being original? That they are the first person to ever bring a beachball to a sporting event? That they are going to be Mr. Funnyman? (What would be funny is blowing up a condom and hitting that around). It's so fuckin' annoying because I can't even watch the game because beachballs are flying everywhere around me. Then the game is constantly interrupted because some idiot hits it onto the field. And I constantly have to keep one eye on the beachballs around me and one eye on the game so I don't get hit with a beachball. It's not that it hurts because I could care less about getting hit with a beachball. It's because when I went to a game last year I got hit with a beachball and the beachball had apparently landed on the ground and was all covered in sticky soda and peanut shells and when it hit me all of that shit stuck to me. Whatever happened to going to a baseball game to watch the damn game?