Why am I an ass-man?

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MeloTrauma

MeloTrauma

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Im all about a breezy's ass, but why? I mean, they poop from it, so why is a chick's ass attractive to me? It basically serves the same function as my own ass, yet when I look at my own ass in the mirror I dont get turned on. Why do I dig a chick's shitbox?
 
Snakegang

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MeloTrauma said:
Im all about a breezy's ass, but why? I mean, they poop from it, so why is a chick's ass attractive to me? It basically serves the same function as my own ass, yet when I look at my own ass in the mirror I dont get turned on. Why do I dig a chick's shitbox?
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I try not to think about that. But I'm with you man. Don't know about you but my ass is pretty hairy and flat, basically the complete oposite of my girls. Just try to block out the whole shitting part.
 
Jar

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MeloTrauma said:
Im all about a breezy's ass, but why? I mean, they poop from it, so why is a chick's ass attractive to me? It basically serves the same function as my own ass, yet when I look at my own ass in the mirror I dont get turned on. Why do I dig a chick's shitbox?
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haha
 
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BWAHHH hahahaha ohhh shit melo.. u fuckin killin me wit these threads..

but yeah.. its like asking the same question of why are we so attracted to titties when we've all seen plenty of them.. all they really do is hold milk and make great pillows...
 
Por la Fuerza

Por la Fuerza

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MeloTrauma said:
Im all about a breezy's ass, but why? I mean, they poop from it, so why is a chick's ass attractive to me? It basically serves the same function as my own ass, yet when I look at my own ass in the mirror I dont get turned on. Why do I dig a chick's shitbox?
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Another observation: Ass men are definitely in the minority. Even with all the rap songs talking about ass this and ass that, #1 factor with men is breasts by far.

All the escorts I buy with like D-DD breasts are like $300 and up, whereas thick broads with ass come on the cheap. I fucked this one hoe for $160 and she had ass for days but only a C cup.

I wish more dudes were ass men, so the prices would come down for the big tittie hoes.
 
KALYN

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Por la Fuerza said:
All the escorts I buy with like D-DD breasts are like $300 and up, whereas thick broads with ass come on the cheap. I fucked this one hoe for $160 and she had ass for days but only a C cup.
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Stop the car.


Did you just say you pay $300 for a thick bitch..?

... where's Nonstop at..? .. :devious:
 
I. Cold

I. Cold

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I prefer ass over tits

big tits get old and you get tired of them after a while... its cool at first, but loses its appeal. however, a nice ass will go a long ways
 
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Por la Fuerza said:
Another observation: Ass men are definitely in the minority. Even with all the rap songs talking about ass this and ass that, #1 factor with men is breasts by far.

All the escorts I buy with like D-DD breasts are like $300 and up, whereas thick broads with ass come on the cheap. I fucked this one hoe for $160 and she had ass for days but only a C cup.

I wish more dudes were ass men, so the prices would come down for the big tittie hoes.
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you gotta pay for the ass??? i never pay for the ass...pathetic
 
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Por la Fuerza said:
Another observation: Ass men are definitely in the minority. Even with all the rap songs talking about ass this and ass that, #1 factor with men is breasts by far.

All the escorts I buy with like D-DD breasts are like $300 and up, whereas thick broads with ass come on the cheap. I fucked this one hoe for $160 and she had ass for days but only a C cup.

I wish more dudes were ass men, so the prices would come down for the big tittie hoes.
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TRICK^^
 
HIM

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KALYN said:
Stop the car.


Did you just say you pay $300 for a thick bitch..?

... where's Nonstop at..? .. :devious:
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lol...

Some guys indirectly pay for the butt by giving girls money and buying them things...Especially if you're not planning on being with the girl, which means a lot of time you just want to hit..so instead of giving them the money outright, you do things for them or take them places...BUT it still should NOT equal out $150 or $300 dollars...If so, then you're definately getting played...Chances are you will know a guy who hit it without doing any of that...

If you have to spend SERIOUS money on a female, chances are she's not worth it...If you get a female by spending money on her, she will expect you to keep that behavior up throughout your relationship(whether it be dating or just sex)..
 
Flossalini

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Fridge said:
Nobody should be doggin' on somebody payin' a bitch for some na-na. Especially if you spend money on weed.
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Bullshit... if you pay a bitch or even smoke all ya weed with her... You are Tricking! Pussy was not meant to be paid for... under no circumstances. Weed... now that satifys my mood, pussy satifys my nerves... so why not find a broad with some weed that "wants" your dick... rather than be too lazy and pay not to talk.. just fuck! Step ya convo up... you can "listen" a broad out her panties and weed if ya listen right. But then again, without tricks... who would pay the hoes...
 
enserio

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...we should all create poll threads on the various sites we visit to see if there really are more tit-men than ass-men...I'm really not buying that at this point...

...also, itty bitty titties and a big round ass - no problem! lovin it...

...big ass titties with absolutely no ass...lopsided and funny looking...
 
HIM

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SoBerious said:
...also, itty bitty titties and a big round ass - no problem! lovin it...

...big ass titties with absolutely no ass...lopsided and funny looking...
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COMPLETELY AGREE....
 
InfamousICON

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Psycho Logic said:
I prefer ass over tits

big tits get old and you get tired of them after a while... its cool at first, but loses its appeal. however, a nice ass will go a long ways
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for real, big tits are nice, but small tits are cool too as long as they got ass.
 
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