DUI...got pulled over for not dimming my headlights, cop comes to the window and gives me a story about how they have a problem with drunks not dimming their headlights...asks for my ID and registration, goes back to his car mean while i am shitting my pants totally wasted, thinking that i am fucked, he comes back to my car hands me my stuff back and says i am free to go then he dirves off, while i sit in my car totally bamboozled as to what the hell just happened...