I blend in SO well in Mexico.
It is like..... it is like.....well, it's like East San Jose, pretty much.
but it IS like home for me... the policia make me feel SOOOOO welcomed & they are SOOOOOOO underpaid there, it is like, they NEED my money to survive! so why not hassle the random whiteboy cause you have a gun & take his hard earned american dollar while you drive around all day with your fatass on a 1984 Honda Shadow that you probably stole from an American tourist?
Cause without that gun.... there is a slight chance I might be robbing YOU, huh senior.
fuck that fucking trash shithole, I'd rather go catch AIDS in Bangkok then go back to that Godforsaken wasteland of cardboard boxes & crooked sons a bitches.
i love it when white ppl go on rants about how much they hate tj
i personally have some great memories about the place...i have been robbed twice...once by a cop, once by a street thug.
cop robbery - the cop worked for the club in "la plaza" i was at. i basically got set up. long story short...bartender got me drunk with free shots...i was robbed of my phone (kinda nice one) and some money by the cop at the end of the night...but i was so drunk i cant remember how much.
the street thug story is pretty funny. walking on some street by revolucion he asked me for money i said no and he kept following me and asking. then he grabs me and shows me his gun. dude was on tweek or something cause his eyes were bulging out of this face, so i was scared he was high and might actually do something stupid with that gun. so i didnt get loud with the guy but just talked to him and asked why hes resorted to robbing ppl. he tells me his whole sob story and i had no money so i just offered him my phone (cheap ass phone which i was gonna replace anyways), but i asked him to keep my sim card cause i had alota important contacts. he said alright, and i couldnt get it out so hes all "let me try", and here we are both trying to get my sim card out so this guy can steal my phone. he got it out and said "im pretty cold let me get that jacked too" but i was like "cmon man i already gave you my phone. i have to walk home, its fuckin cold...go take theirs (and i pointed at couple ppl walking across the street)." he agreed and apologized for having to rob me but kept saying its all about "necessity" and "survival". what makes me laugh is that we gave each other daps told each other to take care and that was it. its not cool to rob ppl but i just lost some cheap phone and am still living a comfortable life...while hes probably dead or starving right now...or high on meth...so i feel for the guy
other than that tj has been great. havent partied there in years but look back on those days as my hardest partying days ever. i mostly would party more within tj where it wasnt so touristy and i could pick up on authentic tj mexican girls. but the few times we'd go to places like animal, safari, mystersys etc...it was wild. it was always fun in a trashy and scummy way