WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT, BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHY!?

[Stealth]

Yoda v. Professor X
Storm Trooper v. Foot Soldier
Darth Vader v. Magneto
He-Man v. Captain Planet
Swampthing v. A dragon
Shredder v. Samuel L Jackson (Pulp Fiction)
Mega Man v. Link (Zelda)
Scorpion v. Ryu
Ryu v.
Mike Tyson (Prime) v. Dolph Lungren (Ivan Drago - Rocky IV)
OJ Simpson v. Ray Lewis
George Bush v. A 15 Piece Puzzle

So I'm stoned as fuck and I couldn't find any interesting topics today. Add on you=r own battles or just say who would win and why. Please keep in mind special powers when making your final decision. Thank you.

 

[Cheaptimes]

Yoda v. Professor X= draw they both have anurisms casuing their heads to explode via scanners style
Storm Trooper v. Foot Soldier= storm trooper
Darth Vader v. Magneto= Magneto, but its a close one. Magnus in a desperation play crushes vaders metal body
He-Man v. Captain Planet= Draw. they fall in love and get married in massachusettes
Swampthing v. A dragon= Dragon breathes fire and dehydrates the swampthing
Shredder v. Samuel L Jackson (Pulp Fiction) shredders helmut prevents any long winded screaming from Sam L.
Mega Man v. Link (Zelda)= Megaman blasts that ass
Scorpion v. Ryu = Sho-ryu-ken!
Ryu v.= ???
Mike Tyson (Prime) v. Dolph Lungren (Ivan Drago - Rocky IV) Iron Mike will break him
OJ Simpson v. Ray Lewis = no contest sue to outside interferance from Kato
George Bush v. A 15 Piece Puzzle= Bush defeated by the 15 piece puzzle that forms a doggy.

 

[J-FUNKTION]

HE-MAN WOULD DESTROY ALL THEYRE PUNK ASSES AT THE SAME TIME

 

[TROLL]

Yoda v. Professor X
Storm Trooper v. Foot Soldier
Darth Vader v. Magneto
He-Man v. Captain Planet
Swampthing v. A dragon
Shredder v. Samuel L Jackson (Pulp Fiction)
Mega Man v. Link (Zelda)
Scorpion v. Ryu
Ryu v.
Mike Tyson (Prime) v. Dolph Lungren (Ivan Drago - Rocky IV)
OJ Simpson v. Ray Lewis
George Bush v. A 15 Piece Puzzle

Yoda....all the jedi mind tricks PLUS he can hop around with a light sabre. X is wheelchair bound

Storm trooper....foor soldiers hardly ever had straps (if i remember correctly

Magneto......can make the death star collapse on itself

Capt planet...... He could fly heman miles up and drop him

a dragon.....catch the walking plant man on fiya and have a cajun vegetable for lunch

Samuel L.......Bust a cap in that muffucca

Mega man.... all link had was a sword an shield..

Scorpion..... Then they can get together at a bar and gripe how they were only cloned after ken and sub zero

Tyson.....old mike anyway

OJ..... in a knife fight..

15 piece puzzle.....would def get the best of dubya

wow...i must be bored too

 

[fillyacup]

He-Man v. Captain Planet= Draw. they fall in love and get married in massachusettes

LOL

 

[cartoon]

Great thread

Yoda v. Professor X
Storm Trooper v. Foot Soldier
Darth Vader v. Magneto
He-Man v. Captain Planet
Swampthing v. A dragon
Shredder v. Samuel L Jackson (Pulp Fiction)
Mega Man v. Link (Zelda)
Scorpion v. Ryu
Ryu v.
Mike Tyson (Prime) v. Dolph Lungren (Ivan Drago - Rocky IV)
OJ Simpson v. Ray Lewis
George Bush v. A 15 Piece Puzzle
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Professor X
Foot Soldier
Magneto
He-Man
Dragon
Sam
Mega Man
Ryu
Mike Tyson
Ray Lewis
15 piece Puzzle

 

[cartoon]

lol.

de niro v. pacino
spiderman v. blade
Goro v. M. Bison
saddam v. Osama
chris rock v. dave chappelle
uma thurman (kill bill) v. ziyi zhang (crouching tiger)
Oprah v. Whoopi Goldberg
bob saget v. john stamos
jerome bettis v. natron means
ben wallace v. shaq diesel

Pacino
Spiderman
M. Bison
Saddam
Dave Chappelle
Ziyi Zhang
Whoopi
John Stamos
Natrome Means
Ben Wallace

 

[I. Cold]

WTF^

Blade would fuck Spiderman's shit UP. not even close. spiderman's a ho compared to blade.

but I dont read comics.. so Im just goin by the movies. but tobey mcguire vs snipes... wesley got that easy.

ben wallace i s a sav.. I think he'd beat shaq's ass

 

[Stealth]

Toby Maguire v. Wesley Snipes, its Wesley Snipes no contest.

But Blade v. Spiderman? C'mon, you all saw how bad Spiderman fucked with Morbius, and he was a vampire. Spiderman has the Spidersense, super agility, webbing, and he can bench press like 10 tons.

 

[AGENT707]

fuck Link...hes a Pussy

 

[BROWN GUERRERO]

NO WAY A FOOT SOLDIER IS BEATING A STORM TROOPER. THEY DIDN'T EVEN CARRY ANY HEAT!!

 

[MEXCOM]

Yoda v. Professor X

Yoda. Professor X can use his mental abilities all he wants but Yoda is a Jedi Master, and you don't fuck with a Jedi Master....especially THE Jedi Master.

Storm Trooper v. Foot Soldier

Storm Trooper. Foot Soldiers were robots who were easily defeated by a reporter and four turtles.

Darth Vader v. Magneto

Darth Vader destroyed the whole Jedi Order. I'm sure he can destroy Magneto. And if Magneto tries to implode Vader's suit I'm sure Vader can explode it, nullifying any effects of Maggies powers.

He-Man v. Captain Planet

Captain Planet. He's a fucking guardian for the ecosystem with the powers of the elements at his disposal. He-Man was a closet fag with a sword.

Swampthing v. A dragon

If it's a fire breathing dragon then the dragon will simply burn his ass up.

Shredder v. Samuel L Jackson (Pulp Fiction)

"Say turtles again muddafucka! Say it again!"

Mega Man v. Link (Zelda)

Link is still the man. His fuckin sword shots lazers and if Mega-Man tries to take it he'll get his dick cut off and handed to him patnah!

Scorpion v. Ryu

Scorpion. He's an undead spectre from beyond. Ryu is just a japanese guy who can shoot a small fireball.

Mike Tyson (Prime) v. Dolph Lungren (Ivan Drago - Rocky IV)

Mike Tyson would beat Dolph. But Ivan would rape Tyson. His punches were like 20000 psi!

OJ Simpson v. Ray Lewis

Ray Lewis would destroy Simpson in a street fight.

George Bush v. A 15 Piece Puzzle

Bush. Now if it were a 1,000 piece puzzle.