Who would have caought Macully Caulkin faster in Home Alone?

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Which character would have caught the Caulkin kid easier/faster and beat his head in?

  • Challenger: BRUCE WILLIS from Die Hard (without gun usage)

    Votes: 8 47.1%
  • Defender: JOE PESCI except he'd now be the character from Good Fellas (without gun usage), not the i

    Votes: 9 52.9%

  • Total voters
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May 12, 2002
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Out of these 2 characters, (without using projectiles) who would have caught that bratty Home Alone kid and bashed his head in... Bruce Willis form Die Hard, or Joe Pesci from Good Fellas?
 

P-Nut

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Sep 23, 2002
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lmao, He woulda made Bruce Willis look like a fuckin ass, that woulda been hilarious to watch. Pesci woulda got'em tho, and he woulda got tired of chasin him and just set the fuckin house on fire to get his lil ass.
 

EDJ

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I WOULD'VE SAID "gOOD POST BLIgHT" IF YOU WOULD'VE LEFT WILLIS AND PESCI OUT OF IT. CAUSE PERSONALLY I HATED THAT MOVIE CAUSE THEY MADE IT SEEM LIKE THAT LITTLE WHITEBOY WAS SMART AS FUK AND MUTHA-FUKAS THAT IS JACCIN' WAS SOME DUMBFUKS. SO IF YOU WOULD OF LEFT IT UP TO ME, I WOULD OF BEAT THE DOg SHIT OUT OF LITTLE WHITE CUZZ AND CLEANED HOUSE.

BUT BAK WHEN THAT MOVIE FIRST CAME OUT I WAS DEEP IN THE gAME, JACCIN' AND ALL. SO YAW CAN SEE WHAT PERSPECTIVE I'M COMIN' FROM.
 

I AM

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they should have brought in an artillary.....and just dumped on that little mutha fucka. :)
 

BIG J

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#7
"By the Time I'm getin' out of jail, Hopefully You'll be comin' out of your coma, then I'll bash yer fuckin' head in again..."
Pesci most definitely
 

P-Nut

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"Oh, you're confused? Well maybe if I put your fuckin head thru that glass over there, maybe you'll get unconfused" - Pesci

lol
 

Ender

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It depends on the title of the movie.

I think Bruce Willis would of infiltrated, got past all of Macually's VC style traps, and slit his throat in Home Alone Dead.

And I think Joe Pesci would of sent hits out on the vacationing family and had thier body parts sent to Macaully in Home Alone Forever.

Either way Macaully stopped.

HAHAHA!
 
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LMAO at the Pesci hit on the fam'

EDJ, Im sure you could catch that kid and for the same reason i didnt like the movie. for one, the Pesci character walked in the door and stood there while his head was being torched. Lol, what a moron. Well i liked the moveie when it came out.
 
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I'll go with Bruce! He's like a robot, he'll walk around with bloody feet and everything still wanting to save the world. Those little stupid traps won't stop him.
 
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Like you said^^^ they were made out as some dumbfucks. I liked it for the first 2 times... then it was dumb how they were so stupid and it just makes you mad to see those 2 crooks in action, lol.
 
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Blight said:
who would have caught that bratty Home Alone kid
They both would have caught him


Blight said:
and bashed his head in

Joe Pesci from Good Fellas is the only one of the two cold hearted enough to kill a kid. Bruce Willis was a good guy, he wouldn't kill an innocent kid.



So Pesci takes this one.