Who Pees On The Floor In Their House?

  • Wanna Join? New users you can now register lightning fast using your Facebook or Twitter accounts.
Apr 25, 2002
4,692
2,577
113
44
Houston
#1
So I was having a conversation with my aunt about roadtrips and stopping at the rest stops and how disgusting they are. There is urine all over the floor. How can you not aim your dick at a urinal that no more than a foot away from you (in most cases less because a lot of guys almost go inside of the urinals for fear of someone else seeing their small dick). So it leads me to believe that if people piss on the floor in a public place, they must piss on the floor in their own house because there seems to be the same result in the gym bathrooms, gas station bathrooms, fast food bathrooms, etc. Afterwards, I think "Gross, I just stepped in that and it is on the bottom of my shoes. When I get home, I'll have to take my shoes off outside so I don't step my piss-covered shoes all over the carpet." Sorry, but guys are disgusting and don't know how to aim.
 
Mar 24, 2006
4,804
476
0
45
#3
lol

back in tha day, my older brother came home all drunk late one night, opened up the stove and pissed in it. next morning my mom was frying up some bacon on the stovetop when she started to smell it, she said when she opened the stove part up it made her throw up...lol

we had a new stove by lunchtime...lol
 
Jun 21, 2006
926
0
0
37
#4
pissing into a urinal is like pissing onto a wall, piss splatters everywhere, and those drips just accumulate all day. similar deal is how you never hit the rim of your toilet when you piss, but it ends up getting grimy anyways.
but yeah, they should clean those bathrooms at least twice a day
 
Apr 26, 2006
4,496
3
0
38
#5
I took a piss on my mom's rug back in the days. Some rug that went under some glass table. I was like 13. I did it in front of some homies out of the blue, I tripped them out. haha


How about people taking shits in the urinals. Now that's really fucked up in the head.
 
Jun 5, 2004
21,357
22,471
0
37
#6
I took a piss on my mom's rug back in the days. Some rug that went under some glass table. I was like 13. I did it in front of some homies out of the blue, I tripped them out. haha


How about people taking shits in the urinals. Now that's really fucked up in the head.
Yea, and people who pull their dick out in front of friends and pee on their mom's rugs are not fucked up in the head at all, lol
 
Aug 11, 2004
2,922
1
36
35
#10
i pissed on my friends carpet and in my pants and his parents were kinda weirded out.. i was like 7.... then at mission valley sports camp at irvington I couldn't wait to go to the bathroom and they wouldnt let me go so in the middle of an indoor soccer game i screamed "I CANT HOLD IT ANYMORE" and pissed on the court.... yeah that sucked... then they made me get in the shower with all my clothes on and tell my parents I got in a super soaker war
 
Nov 21, 2007
839
0
0
42
#11
A long time ago when the mother of my daughter was pregnant our toilets were fucked up for like 4 days. I had to get a bucket and double line it with garbage bags.

Having to take a shit in a bucket in your own room is NOT the bizness.
 
Jun 8, 2004
7,324
22
0
39
www.myspace.com
#14
Several things can cause the piss on floors

1. Drunk people (as seen above)
2. Drainage fixtures that are loose
3. People might piss on the floor just to be an asshole (I've actually done this before)
4. Splatter building up on the floor.
 
Jan 6, 2003
243
1
18
916-707
#15
i pissed on my friends carpet and in my pants and his parents were kinda weirded out.. i was like 7.... then at mission valley sports camp at irvington I couldn't wait to go to the bathroom and they wouldnt let me go so in the middle of an indoor soccer game i screamed "I CANT HOLD IT ANYMORE" and pissed on the court.... yeah that sucked... then they made me get in the shower with all my clothes on and tell my parents I got in a super soaker war
That's some fucked up shit. They was trying to cover up their mishaps by saying you had a super soaker war? fucked up. u could've sued them especially if it's their fault for not letting you go. when u gotta go u gotta go.
 

Gas One

Moderator
May 24, 2006
39,741
12,147
113
45
Downtown, Pittsburg. Southeast Dago.
#16
ill piss on what i want
i piss in the toilet most times but if im in a bad mood i might piss on the floor, i might piss on the walls

ive skateboarded down a hill pissing with cars driving by looking at my dick and the stream flying in the air

and i got a problem with people who drive behind me

l want all of you to listen to this

if you drive behind me i dont give a fuck if youre a white woman whos 48 or your a nigga whos 23...you better mind your fucking manners when im watching you in my rear view. thats real. i almost hopped out my whip and broke this bitches window yesterday on the 5.


i seriously stopped traffic for 5 minutes and looked at this bitch
 

DubbC415

Mickey Fallon
Sep 10, 2002
22,620
6,984
0
38
Tomato Alley
#17
i saw a dude at a frat party piss in a dryer and then get knocked out for it. i also saw my homie piss in my other homies fridge cuz he was drunk as fuck, that was funny.
 
Jun 5, 2004
21,357
22,471
0
37
#19
i pissed on my friends carpet and in my pants and his parents were kinda weirded out.. i was like 7.... then at mission valley sports camp at irvington I couldn't wait to go to the bathroom and they wouldnt let me go so in the middle of an indoor soccer game i screamed "I CANT HOLD IT ANYMORE" and pissed on the court.... yeah that sucked... then they made me get in the shower with all my clothes on and tell my parents I got in a super soaker war
haha and this muthafucka talking bout pissing himself man wtf


this is a whack ass thread