who in here does not drink?

[Mr. Nice Guy]

Shit I dunno how you do it. I'd have to be either DRUNK or HIGH to fuck a bird. And then I still probably wouldn't do it. How do you do it? Tell me your secret homie.

Man this birdfucker has got everything backwards. Maybe if you started drinking and smoking you could relax and leave the birds alone.

 

[Poisonpen]

I dont drink. Dont smoke. No drugs. It's uncommon to see someone who doesn't drink alcohol. Ive been to partys and have been offered a beer or two. I just say no. Ive been offered to take a hit. I've said no. I have manage to have fun without gettin high or drunk.

Man homie thats good. Dont be like the rest of us loosers on siccness. Im prone to drink and take women home from bars, bus stops and shelters. But if your local, hit me up. I can use a designated driver and I can drink your share of alcohol thats offered 2 u.

 

[krishna]

But if your local, hit me up. I can use a designated driver and I can drink your share of alcohol thats offered 2 u.

haha good thinking

 

[cbrennan04]

i can get paid for being a designated driver... right?

that would be cool. especially if it was group of hot chicks.

 

[Dana Dane]

LOL @ "Hot Chicks"

 

[cbrennan04]

yes birds you motherfucker.

 

[Dana Dane]

yes mothers, you birdfucker.

 

[ColdBlooded]

i can get paid for being a designated driver... right?

It's called being a taxi cab driver

 

[moonpizzle]

yes mothers, you birdfucker.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah birdman Jr. you can have all the birds motherfucker and I will have all the mothers you birdfucker.
Ever since I was like 12 I wanted to get my train wreck on between some 40 year old beezys legs. At the time I thought I was alone on that shit but man. Bitches who are young and tight are cool. All smooth and shit but an older bitch who is still sexy Ill take anyday cuz I am for sure going to get my Mr. Freak McNasty on until I look like Im spun out on dope.
But since Im married I guess there will be none of that......that is until I finally figure out how to program my bitch to get into this swinger shit. Since she is culture-ly traditional it will take some jedi head magic but since I am moonpizzle anything is pizzable.

 

[Meelo]

i dont drink at all for some reason, i dont even know, but weed is a different story

 

[Home-E]

i dont

 

[MOSA]

I might drink like once every 3 years . I don't like to drink but might on a special occasion.

 

[Senchent]

that would be cool. especially if it was group of hot chicks.

LOL!! WOW. shit i didnt even catch that at first. U a funny motherfucker.

 

[Senchent]

errr... birdfucker my bad

 

[28g w/o the bag]

yes mothers, you birdfucker.

ZZZZZZING! POW!

 

[Justin]

I dont drink. Dont smoke. No drugs. It's uncommon to see someone who doesn't drink alcohol. Ive been to partys and have been offered a beer or two. I just say no. Ive been offered to take a hit. I've said no. I have manage to have fun without gettin high or drunk.

I FEEL THE EXACT SAME WAY... DRUGS ARE FOR JUNKIES...

 

[Spitz Unlimited]

The only drug c-breezy needs is the sweet smell of feathers at night

 

[mexbig]

good for u square ass nugga. Im alcaholic so its kool if u dont do shit, i bet ur mama is proud.

 

[lVleNaCe]

Did I hear someone say CHICK...

 

[lVleNaCe]

Here's a little masterbation material I found for you. Enjoy birdfucker...