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45Yr Old Virgin

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i dunno, my fat-ass has been hungry since semester ended...ha...anyone a homie from the chi was telling me about some samo hung recipe where you put two eggs in your ramen so it cooks the yoke and eggwhite....anyways....i make the simple lame style i learned from my friend where we find any damn vegetable in the fridge, chop the mufuckers ups...throw the bitch into the pan...add some salt and pepper....cook those bitches until the smell tight and then throw a can of beans and stir...add your favorite hot sauce into it...i only have gringo-ass tabasco so that's what i usually throw in it...and if we still have small sauce packets from restaurants i'll use those instead to just finish them off....ha...TAH DOW....soem good old farting coming after eating it...you can make grilled sammiches with it if ya want....anyone remember that fat dude in Juice who made his omlettes with 40's and chopped up spam...ha.
 
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i like to marinate my steaks.this shits hella good you should try it.

get you a steak.throw it in a big bowl with soy souce,salt,pepper,garlic powder and lemon.you could put sum sugar in it too if you want.marinate it for a couple hours and fry them mugs up.i like to scramble sum eggs with it and your set.i do that if i'm not hella hungry at the momment if i am i just do it the normal way.
 
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take 2 eggs scramble them then pour it in the pan after that let it get done put some ham and cheese up in there and then take the eggs and fold it together and let it get done and let the cheese get all melted...And then you got a good ass ham and cheese omelet!!!!
 
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GANGSTAEIGHT

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I make my own nacho's:
get a gang o tortilla chips
sprinkle some muthafuckin' cheese on em
pour some chili on the muthafuckin' cheese... not too much tho
put it in the microwave for about a minute, or until the cheese melts
scoop some muthafuckin' sour cream and top it onto the chili
sprinkle some muthafuckin' chopped olives and some muthafuckin' chopped onions
and you got some tight muthafuckin' nachos
oh coy!
 
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GANGSTAEIGHT

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a pastrami muthafuckin' sammich
get a muthafuckin' pan and put the muthafuckin' stove on high
toss some butter on that muthafucka
throw 2 pieces of bread on that muthafucka
cook them muthafuckin' things until they're brown
toss a gang of muthafuckin' pastrami slices on there and cook em up for a bit... keep the muthafuckas in for 20 seconds
spread some muthafuckin' mustard on one of the slices of bread
chop some muthafuckin' onions and throw it in with the muthafuckin' pastrami
eat the muthafucka
 
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HotCarolinaBabe said:
take 2 eggs scramble them then pour it in the pan after that let it get done put some ham and cheese up in there and then take the eggs and fold it together and let it get done and let the cheese get all melted...And then you got a good ass ham and cheese omelet!!!!
Thats what im talkin about....throw any left over meat in that not just the hamage man.....hella cheese to....If I didnt have to goto work right now I would hook one up now.
 

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Boogie™ said:
If your lookin for comedy go to comedy central dot com man......What i did my friend is avoided starting a thread with a simuliar topic.Now go cook something.
Lol I'm sure if you made a new topic, no one would be like "Your hella late there was a topic made about this 5 years ago!"
 

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GANGSTAEIGHT said:
a pastrami muthafuckin' sammich
get a muthafuckin' pan and put the muthafuckin' stove on high
toss some butter on that muthafucka
throw 2 pieces of bread on that muthafucka
cook them muthafuckin' things until they're brown
toss a gang of muthafuckin' pastrami slices on there and cook em up for a bit... keep the muthafuckas in for 20 seconds
spread some muthafuckin' mustard on one of the slices of bread
chop some muthafuckin' onions and throw it in with the muthafuckin' pastrami
eat the muthafucka
i think i was high as shit when i posted this

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