Mine is the regional VP at my work. We work together fairly often, and she gives me the impression sometimes she tryna get it, but then, like most women, she fuckin wit you, so she'll take you to the edge and leave you hangin.
Anyways, bitch is BAD. She is one of those mixed race females where you wouldnt know exactly unless she told you, but the bitch is ridiculously attractive. She is actually Persian, White, and Hawaiian. Bitch drives motherfuckers crazy...seriously. She be gettin her ass kissed by everyone. It's kinda funny because it's so blatant. I choose not go that route, because you never win that way anyways, but I digress.
We had a strategy meeting with another firm that broke into small groups. It was me, her, and a guy from TIAA-CREF. So long story short the dude is a hitter in his company, used to public speaking, giving presentations, etc.
We were at a small table, and the girl turned to him to ask questions about a new product line or some shit and homeboy just turns into porky pig like "badi-badi-duh-badidid Yes that is a very badidiba". I had to bite my lip to stop from busting out laughing. Later she goes "I guess the guy had a problem" and we both laughed, but she knew what it was.
The fact that she is super bad and bosses hella people around - I dont care what nobody says...that shit is attractive as fuck. Dealing with needy, dependent females who leave everything up to you gets old as fuck quick.
Anyways she always keeps it conservative and buttoned up (which is basically the standard for corporate women), but she has a mothafuckin bad streak. One time we was fuckin around jokin and she bit her lip and looked at me, and I was ready to like knock my shit over, pick up the bitch, and run her out to the roof or the stairwell. Just talkin bout this bitch got me goin nuts.
You know it's bad when you fuckin your girl and thinkin about someone else......lol.
Anyways, bitch is BAD. She is one of those mixed race females where you wouldnt know exactly unless she told you, but the bitch is ridiculously attractive. She is actually Persian, White, and Hawaiian. Bitch drives motherfuckers crazy...seriously. She be gettin her ass kissed by everyone. It's kinda funny because it's so blatant. I choose not go that route, because you never win that way anyways, but I digress.
We had a strategy meeting with another firm that broke into small groups. It was me, her, and a guy from TIAA-CREF. So long story short the dude is a hitter in his company, used to public speaking, giving presentations, etc.
We were at a small table, and the girl turned to him to ask questions about a new product line or some shit and homeboy just turns into porky pig like "badi-badi-duh-badidid Yes that is a very badidiba". I had to bite my lip to stop from busting out laughing. Later she goes "I guess the guy had a problem" and we both laughed, but she knew what it was.
The fact that she is super bad and bosses hella people around - I dont care what nobody says...that shit is attractive as fuck. Dealing with needy, dependent females who leave everything up to you gets old as fuck quick.
Anyways she always keeps it conservative and buttoned up (which is basically the standard for corporate women), but she has a mothafuckin bad streak. One time we was fuckin around jokin and she bit her lip and looked at me, and I was ready to like knock my shit over, pick up the bitch, and run her out to the roof or the stairwell. Just talkin bout this bitch got me goin nuts.
You know it's bad when you fuckin your girl and thinkin about someone else......lol.
