Where did you hide your girl (/guy) when your parents came home?

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Once i made a girl go outside with no shoes on. but the best was:

One day i was bangin away in my room with a girl when i heard a car. Not the usual time anyone came home. So at first i was gonna ignore it but decided to look. Sure enough i come running back naked (dont you think you look funny running with no clothes on) into the room and say YOU GOTTA HIDE! So i put her in my closet on top of the shelf. I get dressed and my mom comes in. She was in her room, across mine where she can look in, for like a half hour. So i couldnt just stand and wait for her to leave, cause shed start asking why i was standing in my room doing nothing. so i went and made some hot dogs and watched tv and played video games while a naked girl is in my closet on the other side of the hall from my mom. That girl was pissed when i got her out. "How could you just leave me in there and go eat?!?!"
 
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FoeTwin

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I dont have to hide no broads, I never had to. My parents were always coo wit me having company of the opposite sex over.
I have been stuffed in a closet by a white girl whose parents hate niggaz once after I came through the back door on the bottom floor.....I didnt get to beat, but besta believe i beat feet when the coast was clear!
 
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Deep Thought

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I too had to hide the g'f in the closet. I had feined illness and elected to stay home. G'f came over and I was in the middle of yodelling in the valley on the couch when I heard the car roll up the driveway. Moms had come home early to bring me soup and orange juice. :eyecross:

Quckly had to stuff g/f in bedroom closet and hide her clothes. Moms eventually left but, by thetime she did, I opened the closet to find said g/f asleep on floor. Bwhahahaha!

Of course we got back down to business soon thereafter.
 
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-TiM C-

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i had to hop off a 2nd story roof one time onto some grass cuz some girl was trippin. it was kinda funny cuz i landed and i was dazed and i look up and into the front door area, and her mom was sittin there like.. uhhh..
 
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Miz X RaiDeD

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One time i snucc my boyfriend into my house late at night to stay the night....usually my dad leaves for work at about 8 and doesnt say bye to me or anything...but of course, that morning he had to come to talk to me before he left. I was caught completely off guard cuz i didnt even hear him coming up the stairs to my room, so i just threw a blanket over my boyfriend....there was a BIG lump on the bed but my dad didnt say shit about it....and my b/f's shoes were on the floor by my bed. God loves me. :classic:
 
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Tenkamenin

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Miz X RaiDeD said:
One time i snucc my boyfriend into my house late at night to stay the night....usually my dad leaves for work at about 8 and doesnt say bye to me or anything...but of course, that morning he had to come to talk to me before he left. I was caught completely off guard cuz i didnt even hear him coming up the stairs to my room, so i just threw a blanket over my boyfriend....there was a BIG lump on the bed but my dad didnt say shit about it....and my b/f's shoes were on the floor by my bed. God loves me. :classic:
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DAMN...

Do you think he knew but didn't say shit?
 
D-Locc60

D-Locc60

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One time i snucc my boyfriend into my house late at night to stay the night....usually my dad leaves for work at about 8 and doesnt say bye to me or anything...but of course, that morning he had to come to talk to me before he left. I was caught completely off guard cuz i didnt even hear him coming up the stairs to my room, so i just threw a blanket over my boyfriend....there was a BIG lump on the bed but my dad didnt say shit about it....and my b/f's shoes were on the floor by my bed. God loves me.
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nothin personal Miz X RaiDeD BUT

if i was yo pops i would have whooped
YOU and YOUR BOYFRIEND's ASS.




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Naw Dawg I ain't gotta do none o' dat mess, if my moms see da chick, then she see the chick, then I delt wid it....All she do is scream for a minute then go back to the TV.
 
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I had a bad experience. I was like 12, BF was 15. My parents were gone at some familiy's house, and they always came home late. So I thought I was all good. My bestfriend and I were at my apt. and my BF and his brother came over. We were all talking, and I heard my parents coming up to the apt. So I panicked b/c my dad is ULTRA MEXICAN STRICT and I was not allowed to have a BF let alone guys in the house. I hid both of them in the closet. :( My apt. only had on bedroom (my parent's) and so my mom went in there, opened the closet and saw two guys in there. She screamed, both of them jumped out the window, three stories up.

It was horrible. My dad thought we'd been doing drugs and maybe having sex. Even though I was only twelve. He beat my ass, and I mean beat. Someone heard all the commotion and called the cops. It was a really bad night, I was left w/ almost no ass, no BF, and no bestfriend (my dad told her we couldn't be friends no more).
 
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LOL! Man some crazy adventures.
My mom doesnt car eif i have a girl or more over, but im sayin if she cought us naked, id be in some shit.

"ULTRA MEXICAN STRICT" if thats like ULTRA PUERTO RICAN STRICT, i used to see a girl who has those parents.
 
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I remember I was suspended from school one week duiring high school. So i tell some girl who never goes to school any fucken (i'm not a bad guy. HA) way to come to my house So, we're chillin' watchin' t.v. and i'm tryin' to put the moves on her and I hear this knock knock knock at the door. I'm thinkin' OH SHIT it's my mom. So i tell her to go in my room and stfu. I open the door and it's a god damn pig. He's like put your hands up and i'm thinkin' what the fuck. He tells me that one of my neighbors reported that somone broke into my house because I was supposed to be at school and they know my parents work (neighborhood watch IS a bitch). So I'm standin there with my hands up like this is my fucken house you see that picture on the wall that's fucken ME. They're like is anyone else in the house I'm like ummm NO. Thye do a search just in case I was bein forced at gunpoint or what not and they find this broad in my closet (Did I tell this bitch to jump in my closet. NO). They let her go because she said somethin' like she had open period, but the dumb bitch parked in a no parkin zone and the cops gave her a ticket. Fucken cops. Fucken neighbors. Fucken spitter.

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Nostril King

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Lol yal LAME...whenever I'm over some hoe's house fuckin and they parents come home - I just put my clothes on and LEAVE

and I mean LEAVE OUT THE FRONT DOOR - hahahhaha the girls REALLY don't like that...one time she was like

Hoe: What are you doing? SHHHH Stay still...um um um...lemme think of something.
Me: Yo I'm out you trippin.
Hoe: WHAT?!? WAIT DON'T GO THAT WAY!!!
(silence)
Father: What the FUCK IS GOING ON !? You got the...the nerve what ...HOLD ON...what yo name.....GIRL IF YOU DON'T GET DOWN HERE
Hoe: (crying)
Me: Peace.
(walks to the car with him yelling at me to "get back here")


I've had like 3 similar situations where that's happened

FUCK bitches yo
 
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BIG J

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Nostril King said:
Lol yal LAME...whenever I'm over some hoe's house fuckin and they parents come home - I just put my clothes on and LEAVE

and I mean LEAVE OUT THE FRONT DOOR - hahahhaha the girls REALLY don't like that...one time she was like

Hoe: What are you doing? SHHHH Stay still...um um um...lemme think of something.
Me: Yo I'm out you trippin.
Hoe: WHAT?!? WAIT DON'T GO THAT WAY!!!
(silence)
Father: What the FUCK IS GOING ON !? You got the...the nerve what ...HOLD ON...what yo name.....GIRL IF YOU DON'T GET DOWN HERE
Hoe: (crying)
Me: Peace.
(walks to the car with him yelling at me to "get back here")




I've had like 3 similar situations where that's happened

FUCK bitches yo
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Thatz tha savage way to do it! LOL!
 
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