When you've had an absolute "I hate my job" day try this:
___ On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
___ thermometer section. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer
___ made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.
___ When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect
___ the phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy. Change to
___ very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on your
___ bed.
___ Open the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on the
___ bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken.
___ Take out the material that comes with the thermometer and read it.
___ You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
___ "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally
___ tested"
___ Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: "I am so glad I
___ do not work for quality control at the Johnson and Johnson Company".
___ Have a nice day folks and remember, there is always someone with a
___ worse job than yours.
___ On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
___ thermometer section. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer
___ made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.
___ When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect
___ the phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy. Change to
___ very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on your
___ bed.
___ Open the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on the
___ bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken.
___ Take out the material that comes with the thermometer and read it.
___ You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
___ "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally
___ tested"
___ Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: "I am so glad I
___ do not work for quality control at the Johnson and Johnson Company".
___ Have a nice day folks and remember, there is always someone with a
___ worse job than yours.