When you sit on a chair...

[MeloTrauma]

like an office chair, or a friend's passenger seat, you ever leave the faint smell of your ass behind? Like your swamp-ass stains the seat with odor or something. This happens alot in the office I work in... the worst part is, this fine ass breezy is the one who relieves me when I go home, so I know when I get up the seat that Ive been sitting in for 8 hours straight is rank as fuck. Ol girl probably thinks Im disgusting.

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

1. You may wanna get STD tested.

2. You may want to start taking probiotics. There is also some shit called "Body Mint" you can get at GNC that is supposed to help with chronic odor shit.

3. You may wanna go see a GI doctor.

 

[Gemini]

1. You may wanna get STD tested.

2. You may want to start taking probiotics. There is also some shit called "Body Mint" you can get at GNC that is supposed to help with chronic odor shit.

3. You may wanna go see a GI doctor.

^^^^

and

4. there is SOAP!!!! there are plenty brands to pick from, the point is: USE IT!

 

[LaKeRzz8]

LMAO...if she thinks you're disgusting, its cuz it's fucking true!

 

[Quick]

u should try whippin ur ass

Whipping his ass wouldnt help him at all.

 

[enserio]

Tell yourself that she deserves it and try to bathe more often.

Best advice I got for you.

 

[Music Nfluenced]

Next time tell her you're Dirty Whittaker "The man that talks shit, walks shit, and smells like shit." Maybe you can get a patent on that ass perfume of yours and call it the Dirty Siccness.

 

[DankedOut707]

U JUST TRY AND MAKE STUPID ASS THREADS ON PURPOSE. ALL YOUR THREADS IS BOUT SOME DUMB SHIT. MOSTLY AROUND ANUS, SHIT AND SHRIMP DICK

 

[Music Nfluenced]

Let's just be happy that he didn't post any of this shit in I-Candy.

 

[Quick]

U JUST TRY AND MAKE STUPID ASS THREADS ON PURPOSE. ALL YOUR THREADS IS BOUT SOME DUMB SHIT. MOSTLY AROUND ANUS, SHIT AND SHRIMP DICK

And you make the best threads in the world?

 

[DankedOut707]

HAHA I DONT MAKE THREADS ABOUT ANAL ITCHING AND SHITTY ASS CHEEKS. U HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ANY OF MY THREADS? HAHA U MAD CUZ U LATE ON MOLLYWHOPPED?

 

[Quick]

MeloTrauma has been making threads like this for years but you wouldnt know that. His threads about anus and shrimp dick are more entertaining then yours. And how am I going to be mad about being late on a word Ive never said in my life?

 

[Really Treal]

this dude melo is infatuated with ass and shit...what the fuck is wrong wit him

 

[Gas One]

man, i love bieng clean.

sometimes ill just take a bath cuz aint nowhere else to eat shrooms.

 

[kayvee]

LOL wtf gas

~k.

 

[King Sausage]

yo dis milla is currrazy

 

[GHP]

I heard if you go to an old movie theater and look at a seat with a microscope you can see honeycombs of human fecies from the 1000s of people who have blown wind on them over the years


think of that one next time you go to catch a flick

 

[LaKeRzz8]

I go to a movie and then light a match and burn the seat when I'm done

 

[Nuttkase]

I heard if you go to an old movie theater and look at a seat with a microscope you can see honeycombs of human fecies from the 1000s of people who have blown wind on them over the years


think of that one next time you go to catch a flick

I work at a movie theater and we had a guy one time who farted non stop for like 15 minutes I guess and cleared out 3/4's of a sold out movie. That's about 240 people because it was in one of our big theaters and the theater is huge and he cleared them out from front to back. We had to ask him to leave and he started yelling some shit about the steak and eggs at Denny's. It's one of the weirdest things I have ever seen.

 

[DankedOut707]

"FUCK NO I AINT LEAVIN!! I AINT LEAVIN! WELL DONT BLAME ME ASSHOLE! IT WAS THE GODDAMN STEAK AND EGGS AT DENNY'S! THEY DIDNT EVEN WARN ME"

HAHA SICK FUCK CLEARIN OUT THEATRES