...and you think you're having a good time, but really you're talking shit to fools, being aggressive, and generally being a pain in the ass to everyone else. You know...you're acting a fool and when people look at you strange you're like "WHAAAAT??!!!" Next thing you know, you've actually drank too much for your punk ass to handle and you're fighting just too keep control of yourself. 15 minutes later, you're passed out on the ground and the fools you were talking shit to are thinkin of ways to get you back.
Well, there was a just such a dude at a party I was recently at. A dude from work was throwing a 1920's themed b-day party (hence the attire in one of the pics) for his brother a couple a weekends back. His brother-in-law is the victim in question, who deservedly got some payback.
PIC #1
Dude is sitting in one of those cheap plastic chairs, fighting to keep his balance and general control of himself, all while bending that poor chair too its very limits. The host of the party is posing with our victim, shushing his mouth that got him in trouble in the first place. (note: we all took pictures with this foolio, as he was a fucking nuisance to all of us)
PIC# 2
It's about 20 minutes later and dude has fallen out of the chair onto the earth. The ideas are barely swirling around peoples' heads as to how to pay this fucker back. Somebody breaks out the shaving cream and it begins there.
PIC #3
Somebody breaks out a Sharpie and a few cats take turns drawing shit on this fucker. It's too bad you can't see his face in any of the pics that were sent to me, but he first thing someone drew was a gotdamn dick on his cheek, nutting on his eye. Someone else drew a star around his other eye (like the rock group KISS), another connected his eyebrows and drew a fucked up goatee with some Elvis sideburns. The kicker was someone was "bold" enough to pull dudes pants down and draw eyeballs on his butt cheeks, as seen here.
PIC #4
This pic was taken towards the end of the payback. Someone shaved his arm. Another person took off a shoe and sock, put shaving cream on his foot, and then put the sock and shoe back on. They then put the cream on his ass, went into the house and got a flyswatter, only to return and start smacking his shaving cream covered ass with it. When they were done they decided to ultimately diss dude by sticking the swatter between his legs/cheeks so that it stuck out like a flag on newly discovered land.
It was after this time that a guy turns to me and says, "If someone did that to me, I'd be trying to kill 'em when I woke up." Nothing could be truer than that stement right there. The payback ended when someone broke out the hotsauce. They poured it in his asscrack (along with the cream that was already there) and pulled his pants back up. Then they poured that shit into his mouth and this is what woke him up. Dude stumbled his ass upstairs to his waiting wife and that's the end of it...
Well, there was a just such a dude at a party I was recently at. A dude from work was throwing a 1920's themed b-day party (hence the attire in one of the pics) for his brother a couple a weekends back. His brother-in-law is the victim in question, who deservedly got some payback.
PIC #1
Dude is sitting in one of those cheap plastic chairs, fighting to keep his balance and general control of himself, all while bending that poor chair too its very limits. The host of the party is posing with our victim, shushing his mouth that got him in trouble in the first place. (note: we all took pictures with this foolio, as he was a fucking nuisance to all of us)

PIC# 2
It's about 20 minutes later and dude has fallen out of the chair onto the earth. The ideas are barely swirling around peoples' heads as to how to pay this fucker back. Somebody breaks out the shaving cream and it begins there.

PIC #3
Somebody breaks out a Sharpie and a few cats take turns drawing shit on this fucker. It's too bad you can't see his face in any of the pics that were sent to me, but he first thing someone drew was a gotdamn dick on his cheek, nutting on his eye. Someone else drew a star around his other eye (like the rock group KISS), another connected his eyebrows and drew a fucked up goatee with some Elvis sideburns. The kicker was someone was "bold" enough to pull dudes pants down and draw eyeballs on his butt cheeks, as seen here.

PIC #4
This pic was taken towards the end of the payback. Someone shaved his arm. Another person took off a shoe and sock, put shaving cream on his foot, and then put the sock and shoe back on. They then put the cream on his ass, went into the house and got a flyswatter, only to return and start smacking his shaving cream covered ass with it. When they were done they decided to ultimately diss dude by sticking the swatter between his legs/cheeks so that it stuck out like a flag on newly discovered land.

It was after this time that a guy turns to me and says, "If someone did that to me, I'd be trying to kill 'em when I woke up." Nothing could be truer than that stement right there. The payback ended when someone broke out the hotsauce. They poured it in his asscrack (along with the cream that was already there) and pulled his pants back up. Then they poured that shit into his mouth and this is what woke him up. Dude stumbled his ass upstairs to his waiting wife and that's the end of it...