what's the most embarrassing experience you've had?
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I was like 11, or something young like that. I was one of those early bloomers that was blessed/cursed w/ breast. I had just gotten a "training bra" that snapped in the front and I didn't know it was too small (it was my first one). While at the roller skating rink, trying to flirt w/ a boy I heard an awful sound. SNAP!!! Super loud, like in the movies when something embarrasing happens. The guy I was talking w/ yells to his friend (across the rink) "Hey her boobs are so big she broke her bra!!" Or so I was told b/c once I heard the snap and saw the boy's face I ran to the BR.
It might not seem that bad but when U are 11 and dont want to have breast, it a horrible thing. I was mortified.
I was like 11, or something young like that. I was one of those early bloomers that was blessed/cursed w/ breast. I had just gotten a "training bra" that snapped in the front and I didn't know it was too small (it was my first one). While at the roller skating rink, trying to flirt w/ a boy I heard an awful sound. SNAP!!! Super loud, like in the movies when something embarrasing happens. The guy I was talking w/ yells to his friend (across the rink) "Hey her boobs are so big she broke her bra!!" Or so I was told b/c once I heard the snap and saw the boy's face I ran to the BR.
It might not seem that bad but when U are 11 and dont want to have breast, it a horrible thing. I was mortified.
LMAO. That's not so bad though, for us guys when we were 11...lets just say it's hard to keep some things down.
But for my embarassing experience, it would have to be when I was about 14 years old and I was swimming at this girl's house in the dead of winter, and it was so cold. Anyway, I was swimming in my boxers, and when I hopped out the pool, a very unhappy something popped out the hole and said hi to everyone...and it was fucking cold. And you know at 14, I wasn't exactly super comfortable with what I had, and the fact that it was damn near froze off made it even worse. It was bad.
But for my embarassing experience, it would have to be when I was about 14 years old and I was swimming at this girl's house in the dead of winter, and it was so cold. Anyway, I was swimming in my boxers, and when I hopped out the pool, a very unhappy something popped out the hole and said hi to everyone...and it was fucking cold. And you know at 14, I wasn't exactly super comfortable with what I had, and the fact that it was damn near froze off made it even worse. It was bad.
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I POSTED THIS IN THA OLD SICCNESS,BUT IT WAS MY FIRST DAY OF HIGH SCHOOL AND I THOUGHT I WAS ALL COOH IN MY SKIRT AND PLATFORMS..WALKIN BY THA SENIORS LIKE I WAS THA SHIT AND MY ASS STRAIGHT ATE IT ON THA STEPS..SKIRT WENT UP,SPRUNG MY ANKLE...LMFAO..NICKNAME WAS "FLIPPY"FOR THA REST OF THA YEAR..LUCKILY MOST THA SENIORS WERE MY CUZINS AND THERE HOMIES,SO THEY COULDNT TALK TOO MUCH SHIT,BUT I STILL FELT LIKE A DUMBASS..LOL*hopes jm,typz,kah,or fatal dont see this*LOL~209~
I POSTED THIS IN THA OLD SICCNESS,BUT IT WAS MY FIRST DAY OF HIGH SCHOOL AND I THOUGHT I WAS ALL COOH IN MY SKIRT AND PLATFORMS..WALKIN BY THA SENIORS LIKE I WAS THA SHIT AND MY ASS STRAIGHT ATE IT ON THA STEPS..SKIRT WENT UP,SPRUNG MY ANKLE...LMFAO..NICKNAME WAS "FLIPPY"FOR THA REST OF THA YEAR..LUCKILY MOST THA SENIORS WERE MY CUZINS AND THERE HOMIES,SO THEY COULDNT TALK TOO MUCH SHIT,BUT I STILL FELT LIKE A DUMBASS..LOL*hopes jm,typz,kah,or fatal dont see this*LOL~209~
I was riding my bike down MLK like 6 years ago....I was going to look at this apartment across town and it was rush hour traffic. I misjudged the space between this pole that had a big gray box attached to it and a sign. I clipped the box with my handle bar and ate it.....on MLK.....all cars at a standstill. It was the worst day ever. Except when I was 12 and peed my pants inside this store. I ran out and a trail of pee followed. I told my momz I had to go but she ignored me. Parents should listen to their kids more, especially when dealing with bodily functions. It was critical.
I remember a couple now.
- when I was like 14-13 I was ridin down the street on my mountain bike and a group of girls were walking down the road, and as I cycled pass them they called my name out, but I didn't reconize them so I was real puzzled, so I looked back and to my embrassment rode str8 into a wall.
- I was walking down the town to get my haircut and was in a daze as I was walking I was looking around at the houses and stuff but not really focusing on anything when I went past one house when I heard this voice "You fuckin pervert" and the window slam. Afterwards I was like what the fuck was that I didn't even see anyone, but later on I relized that the girl who lived in that house (which I knew) must of been getting changed or been naked at the same time while I was walking along staring at their house and thought I was looking in her bedroom window watching her get changed, which I wasn't.
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- when I was like 14-13 I was ridin down the street on my mountain bike and a group of girls were walking down the road, and as I cycled pass them they called my name out, but I didn't reconize them so I was real puzzled, so I looked back and to my embrassment rode str8 into a wall.
- I was walking down the town to get my haircut and was in a daze as I was walking I was looking around at the houses and stuff but not really focusing on anything when I went past one house when I heard this voice "You fuckin pervert" and the window slam. Afterwards I was like what the fuck was that I didn't even see anyone, but later on I relized that the girl who lived in that house (which I knew) must of been getting changed or been naked at the same time while I was walking along staring at their house and thought I was looking in her bedroom window watching her get changed, which I wasn't.
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I WALKED LIKE A MILE OR SO AL-KAHOLIK. THAT SHIT REALLY SUCCED. I WAS DRUNK TOO. HAD TO SNEAK AROUND AND WHERE I WAS AT THEY DIDN'T HAVE A WATER HOSE
BUT NOW I REMEMBER THE TIME WHERE I WAS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL AND I WAS MAKIN' FART NOISES BY BLOWIN' WITH MY LIPS COMPRESSED TO MY HANDS. BUT MY NOSE WAS KINDA RUNNY AND I HAD A FAT CRUSTY METEOR SIZE BUggER JUST MARINATIN' IN MY RUNNY NOSTRIL.
N-E-WAY,
I BLEW HARD BUT MY LIPS WERE TOO COMPRESSED TO MY HANDS THAT ALL THAT AIR CAME OUT MY NOSE AND THAT BIg ASS CHUNK OF FILTRATED JUNK JUST SPURTED OUT AND THE WHOLE CLASS WAS JUST THEIR LOOKIN'.
FROM THEN ON THEY CALLED ME BUggER-MAN.
BUT NOW I REMEMBER THE TIME WHERE I WAS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL AND I WAS MAKIN' FART NOISES BY BLOWIN' WITH MY LIPS COMPRESSED TO MY HANDS. BUT MY NOSE WAS KINDA RUNNY AND I HAD A FAT CRUSTY METEOR SIZE BUggER JUST MARINATIN' IN MY RUNNY NOSTRIL.
N-E-WAY,
I BLEW HARD BUT MY LIPS WERE TOO COMPRESSED TO MY HANDS THAT ALL THAT AIR CAME OUT MY NOSE AND THAT BIg ASS CHUNK OF FILTRATED JUNK JUST SPURTED OUT AND THE WHOLE CLASS WAS JUST THEIR LOOKIN'.
FROM THEN ON THEY CALLED ME BUggER-MAN.
Damn EDJ.....you've had a rough time of it. I suppose that's why you're the caliber of man you are today.
One time I drank like a gallon of Carlos Rossi Rhine and puked all over the side of my homeboy's Cadillac. While it was in motion. I was hung over for 3 days. E-40 was mistaken when he said it was top of the line wine. That shit gutted me out. I hate even reminiscing on the event.
One time I drank like a gallon of Carlos Rossi Rhine and puked all over the side of my homeboy's Cadillac. While it was in motion. I was hung over for 3 days. E-40 was mistaken when he said it was top of the line wine. That shit gutted me out. I hate even reminiscing on the event.