what's the longest you've gone without taking a shit?
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it is nothing to play with i became cross eyed from taking a monster shit
I came close. When I was 8 I remember I shit my pants in front of a bunch of my friends. That whole week they made fun of me because I crapped myself. I was so affected by their torment that I said fuck it, Im never gonna take a shit again. I went on a SHIT STRIKE. And I literally clenched my asscheeks together to hold in my shit for hours on end. The urge would come for a few hours, Id clench, and it would go away. This went on for about two and a half weeks until finally my body couldnt take it anymore. I felt constant pressure in my lower gut and I remember getting the feeling like my nutts had been kicked. I held it in so damn hard that my nutts were achey!!!
So finally I went to the bathroom and OH MY GOD, my sphincter had never been stretched out so far. I swear this shit was the most painful shit I had ever taken. I remember this log barley inching its way out my ass, it took about 10 minutes for it to make it to the half way point where there was a shit-stalemate... it didnt move! It was like stuck at the half way point! It was like the widest part of the log and there was no more inertia behind it to thrust the shit heap out my ass.
At this point I was crying, and I remember washing my face with a wet towel I ran under the faucet as I remained seated on the throne. I was having such horrid hot flashes that it was the only way to cool me down. Finally I said fuck it and gave it hell, I pushed with all the gusto a young 8 year old ass could muster.
And thats all it took. Once it got past that half way point, the log tapered down. And the shit was so dense in mass that it sank to the bottom of the toilet like a cobblestone in a pond. It wasnt so long in nature, it had hella girth though. I equated the circumference of this shitlog at its widest point in the middle to be about the size of a soda can's roundness. In fact, this shit was shaped just like a mini-Nerf football, and it was SOLID AS A ROCK... there was no give, no softness to the surface of this shit as it crawled out my ass. It was HARD, and lumpy, and hurt all the way through.
I remember feeling the greatest sense of relief once that shit bottomed-out in the toilet bowl. I was amazed because I hardly had to wipe, and the shit had to be crushed up with the plunger in order to fit down the toilet hole.
That was my beloved ass' greatest tribulation in this life, and it is still here to tell about that wretched day when it passed a two and a half week old shit heap... Hallowed be thy name.
