What's Really Good...

[Spooky 1987]

I have a girl brushing her teeth on the phone right now.

I find it oddly arousing.

That is all.

 

[DFDoom]

Tell her to give herself a whore's bath, and see how she reacts.

 

[Spooky 1987]

MAC THE DADDY!!! You Deleted! You cheat the system!

I find a girl brushing her teeth on the phone to be oddly arousing.

She isn't a whore type so I don't think she needs a whore's bath.
Plus even if i did say she would be fine with it. She knows the mind set kinda.

 

[DFDoom]

Would she even know what it is?

 

[Spooky 1987]

Most likely not, but like most people they would hear the word whore and feel an obligation to be offended.

 

[DFDoom]

Just explain to her that it's when you wash your twat out in the sink, instead of taking a shower, because as a whore, you have to be on the move, and don't have time between clients.

 

[MACdaddy420]

Dont you hate it when you step in shit? It always ruins my day

 

[Spooky 1987]

Naw, I don't make it a habit of stepping in fece whether it be animal or human.

Why would I tell her something like that, Little D?

I just got dejavue........
wtf...

 

[DFDoom]

Cause it would be funny... ?

 

[TaxMan]

Naw, I don't make it a habit of stepping in fece whether it be animal or human.

Why would I tell her something like that, Little D?

I just got dejavue........
wtf...

Of talking about stepping in shit? lmfaooo

 

[Spooky 1987]

Not really. I mean trying to put her down when i shouldn't be? Not into it at the moment. Plus she brushed her teeth on the phone for me. Why hurt her feelings after that?

 

[DFDoom]

*Looks at slut tattoo thread*

...Clearly today is a "level 1" day.

 

[Spooky 1987]

So far.
1 to 10 at the drop of a dime.


It feel like today is a good day.

I gotta some else and then hit you back if you still wanna talk. I had to go get my uniform so I didn't wanna be on the phone and get snagged by a car.

Time to go get some apple juice.

 

[DFDoom]

Back to room cleaning.

 

[Spooky 1987]

Any day I get to shoot a modified 9mm at people is a swell day.

 

[MACdaddy420]

 

[Spooky 1987]

Shame on you Mac Teh Daddy. Shame on your little ass...

 

[DFDoom]

Well done, lovely.

 

[Spooky 1987]

Only a homosexual flexes in the mirror.
Only a homosexual takes a picture of him brushing his teeth.
Only a faggot combines the two.

 

[DFDoom]

Only a hater would make such statements.