all the shit people do when they come to visit the Bay Area, is all the shit I've never done in my life
never been to Alcatraz or any of that tourist shit... but I guess that's how it is anywhere
only thing I've done in SF in the last 8+ years is go to clubs/bars/strip clubs (edit: I've been to a Giants game and Niners/Raiders game at Candlestick)
so yeah, get drunk and pass out