ive been wit my gurl for almost a year and i need to get her a good present for valentines day or do something "special". but my mind is drawing blanks. shit i dont know what the fuck to do.so im here as a member to ask for some ideas of what to do, or what you have planned to do.Please try to keep below 200 bucks
what you doin for V. Day?
- Thread starter Incar
- Start date
Cook her a real nice dinner... set up the table real nice, with candles and roses and all that shit, make her a nice bath, put some rose petals on the bed, get her real nice and horny...
Then give me a call, I'll be there in about 5 minutes.
________
AVANDIA SICKNESS
Then give me a call, I'll be there in about 5 minutes.
________
AVANDIA SICKNESS
man what you do is all the above....once shes real horny...dont call him...
Go pop in some nice love making music.....tell her you've got a special song for her that means a lot to you and explains how you feel about her...pop in Malices album "Concepts" and play track 7, 9 and 15...in that order.
After hearing those melodies she will be wett and ready and will suck your dick so good that night it'll take you 15 mins to remove the sheets from out of your asshole....
im also going to give her a list of things to do and tell her she can pick 3
1. Hot Lunch - While receiving head from a woman, you proceed
to shit on her chest. (A.k.a. the Cleveland Steamer)
2. The Stranger - Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep
and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else.
3. Western Grip- When jerking off, turn your hand around, so
that your thumb is facing towards you. It is the same grip that rodeo folks use. Hence, western.
4. The Blumpkin- You need to find a real tramp to do this
right. It involves having her sucking you off while you are on the shitter.
5. Donkey Punch - Banging a girl doggy style and then moments
before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the
back of the head. This gives a tremendous sensation, but for it to work correctly,
the girl must be knocked out so that her asshole tightens up.
6. Golden Shower - Any form of pissing all over a chick (a.k.a.- watersports)
7. Pearl Necklace - Well known. Whenever you cum on the
neck/cleavage area of a girl - it takes on the look of beautiful jewelry.
8. Coyote - This occurs when you wake up in the room of a nasty
wombat and you know you've got to give her the slip. However,
you realize that your arm is wrapped around her. Therefore you must
gnaw off your own arm to get out of the situation. Can be very painful.
9. Purple Mushroom - This occurs when a woman is giving you
oral sex and you withdraw your penis in order to poke it back into her cheek.
It should leave a lasting impression similar to purple mushroom.
10. The Flying Camel - A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees, you carefully balance yourself without using your arms to prop yourself up. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long, shrieking howl, much like a coyote. Strictly a class move.
11. Fishhook - A variation of the shocker in which you pull
back towards the pussy after you stick your finger up her anus.
12. The Ram - Again, you're attacking from behind, when you
start ramming her head against the wall in a rhythmic motion. The
force of the wall should allow for deeper penetration. Very handy for those lulls in penile sensitivity.
13. Bismarck- This is another one involving oral sex. Right before
you are about to cum, you pull out, shooting your load all over her face. Follow that with a punch and smear the blood and cum together.
14. Jelly Dougnut: A derivation of the Bismark. All you have to
do is punch her in the nose while you are getting head.
15. The Woody Woodpecker: When a girl is sucking on your balls,
tap the head of your cock on her forehead.
16. Dog in a Bathtub - This is a proper name for when you
attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it
can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.
17. Tossing Salad - Another prison act where one person is
forced to basically chow asshole with the help of whatever condiments are
available, i.e. Jell-O, olive oil, etc. I'm never going to prison.
18. Rim Job: Another name for tossing salad. Focuses on the use
of the tongue.
19. The Bucking Bronco- An all time classic. You start by going
doggy style on a girl and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab onto her tits or hips as tightly as possible and call her a big fat no-good worthless slob. More than likely, she will try to escape. This will give you the feeling of riding a bronco as she tries to buck you off.
20. Pink glove - This frequently happens during sex when a girl is not wet enough.
When you pull out to give her money, the inside of her twat sticks to your hog. Thus, the pink glove.
21. The Fountain of You - While sitting on her face and having
her eat your ass, jerk off like a madman. Build up as much pressure
as possible before releasing, spewing like a venerable geyser all
over her face, neck and tits. (Better in her bed).
22. New York Style Taco - Anytime when you are so drunk that
when you go down, you boot on her box. Happy trails.
23. The Dirty Sanchez - A time honored event in which while
laying the bone doggie style, you insert Your finger into said woman's asshole, pull it out, wipe it across her upper lip leaving a thin, shit moustache. This makes her look like someone whose name would be Dirty Sanchez.
24. The Fish Eye - From behind, you shove your finger in her
ass (or his if you are in prison). Thereupon she turns around in a one-eyed
winking motion to see what the hell you are doing.
25. Tuna Melt - You're down on a chick lapping away and
discover that it just happens to be the time of the month. By no means do you
stop though. When the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry
smothers your face.
26. Fur Ball - You're chomping away at some mighty trollop who
has a mane between her legs the size of Lionel Richie's Afro, when a mammoth fur ball gets lodged in your throat and causes you to beat the piss out of her.
27. The ChiliDog - You take a shit on a girl's tits and then
proceed to titty fuck her.
28. Gaylord Perry: Going to only one knuckle during an anal
probe is for wimps. Make this famous knuckle ball pitcher proud and use multiple
knuckles on that virgin corn hole. A minimum of two knuckles required (either
on one finger or on multiple).
29. Rear Admiral: An absolute blast. When getting a chic from
behind (while both partners standing), make sure you don't let her grab on to
anythingwhen she is bent over. Then, drive your hips into her backside
so that you end up pushing her forward. The goal is to push her into a wall or table. It's almost as much fun to have her trip on her face on the floor. You become an Admiral when you can push her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips.
30. Glass Bottom Boat: Putting saran wrap over your partners
face and proceeding to lay a hot shit there.
31. Ray-Bans: Put your testicles over her eye sockets while
getting head.
(Picture it: ass on forhead) It may be anatomically impossible,
but it is definitely worth a try.
32. Snowmobile: Always a blast. When getting a girl while she's
on all fours, sweep out her arms so she falls on her face.
33. Dutch Oven: Rather simple. Whenever you bust ass while in
the sack pull the covers over both of your head so she can enjoy your pork and beans as well.
Go pop in some nice love making music.....tell her you've got a special song for her that means a lot to you and explains how you feel about her...pop in Malices album "Concepts" and play track 7, 9 and 15...in that order.
After hearing those melodies she will be wett and ready and will suck your dick so good that night it'll take you 15 mins to remove the sheets from out of your asshole....
im also going to give her a list of things to do and tell her she can pick 3
1. Hot Lunch - While receiving head from a woman, you proceed
to shit on her chest. (A.k.a. the Cleveland Steamer)
2. The Stranger - Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep
and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else.
3. Western Grip- When jerking off, turn your hand around, so
that your thumb is facing towards you. It is the same grip that rodeo folks use. Hence, western.
4. The Blumpkin- You need to find a real tramp to do this
right. It involves having her sucking you off while you are on the shitter.
5. Donkey Punch - Banging a girl doggy style and then moments
before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the
back of the head. This gives a tremendous sensation, but for it to work correctly,
the girl must be knocked out so that her asshole tightens up.
6. Golden Shower - Any form of pissing all over a chick (a.k.a.- watersports)
7. Pearl Necklace - Well known. Whenever you cum on the
neck/cleavage area of a girl - it takes on the look of beautiful jewelry.
8. Coyote - This occurs when you wake up in the room of a nasty
wombat and you know you've got to give her the slip. However,
you realize that your arm is wrapped around her. Therefore you must
gnaw off your own arm to get out of the situation. Can be very painful.
9. Purple Mushroom - This occurs when a woman is giving you
oral sex and you withdraw your penis in order to poke it back into her cheek.
It should leave a lasting impression similar to purple mushroom.
10. The Flying Camel - A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees, you carefully balance yourself without using your arms to prop yourself up. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long, shrieking howl, much like a coyote. Strictly a class move.
11. Fishhook - A variation of the shocker in which you pull
back towards the pussy after you stick your finger up her anus.
12. The Ram - Again, you're attacking from behind, when you
start ramming her head against the wall in a rhythmic motion. The
force of the wall should allow for deeper penetration. Very handy for those lulls in penile sensitivity.
13. Bismarck- This is another one involving oral sex. Right before
you are about to cum, you pull out, shooting your load all over her face. Follow that with a punch and smear the blood and cum together.
14. Jelly Dougnut: A derivation of the Bismark. All you have to
do is punch her in the nose while you are getting head.
15. The Woody Woodpecker: When a girl is sucking on your balls,
tap the head of your cock on her forehead.
16. Dog in a Bathtub - This is a proper name for when you
attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it
can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.
17. Tossing Salad - Another prison act where one person is
forced to basically chow asshole with the help of whatever condiments are
available, i.e. Jell-O, olive oil, etc. I'm never going to prison.
18. Rim Job: Another name for tossing salad. Focuses on the use
of the tongue.
19. The Bucking Bronco- An all time classic. You start by going
doggy style on a girl and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab onto her tits or hips as tightly as possible and call her a big fat no-good worthless slob. More than likely, she will try to escape. This will give you the feeling of riding a bronco as she tries to buck you off.
20. Pink glove - This frequently happens during sex when a girl is not wet enough.
When you pull out to give her money, the inside of her twat sticks to your hog. Thus, the pink glove.
21. The Fountain of You - While sitting on her face and having
her eat your ass, jerk off like a madman. Build up as much pressure
as possible before releasing, spewing like a venerable geyser all
over her face, neck and tits. (Better in her bed).
22. New York Style Taco - Anytime when you are so drunk that
when you go down, you boot on her box. Happy trails.
23. The Dirty Sanchez - A time honored event in which while
laying the bone doggie style, you insert Your finger into said woman's asshole, pull it out, wipe it across her upper lip leaving a thin, shit moustache. This makes her look like someone whose name would be Dirty Sanchez.
24. The Fish Eye - From behind, you shove your finger in her
ass (or his if you are in prison). Thereupon she turns around in a one-eyed
winking motion to see what the hell you are doing.
25. Tuna Melt - You're down on a chick lapping away and
discover that it just happens to be the time of the month. By no means do you
stop though. When the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry
smothers your face.
26. Fur Ball - You're chomping away at some mighty trollop who
has a mane between her legs the size of Lionel Richie's Afro, when a mammoth fur ball gets lodged in your throat and causes you to beat the piss out of her.
27. The ChiliDog - You take a shit on a girl's tits and then
proceed to titty fuck her.
28. Gaylord Perry: Going to only one knuckle during an anal
probe is for wimps. Make this famous knuckle ball pitcher proud and use multiple
knuckles on that virgin corn hole. A minimum of two knuckles required (either
on one finger or on multiple).
29. Rear Admiral: An absolute blast. When getting a chic from
behind (while both partners standing), make sure you don't let her grab on to
anythingwhen she is bent over. Then, drive your hips into her backside
so that you end up pushing her forward. The goal is to push her into a wall or table. It's almost as much fun to have her trip on her face on the floor. You become an Admiral when you can push her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips.
30. Glass Bottom Boat: Putting saran wrap over your partners
face and proceeding to lay a hot shit there.
31. Ray-Bans: Put your testicles over her eye sockets while
getting head.
(Picture it: ass on forhead) It may be anatomically impossible,
but it is definitely worth a try.
32. Snowmobile: Always a blast. When getting a girl while she's
on all fours, sweep out her arms so she falls on her face.
33. Dutch Oven: Rather simple. Whenever you bust ass while in
the sack pull the covers over both of your head so she can enjoy your pork and beans as well.
thought this was funny
okay last year would probably have to be the worst valentines day of my life so far. Okay well... Im basicaly a total geek in school . well ive had a crush on this guy since fith grade. And he has never noticed me. so i put together this whole plan in my head to make this guy fall in love with me.well i was friends with one of his close buddies and he knew that i was totally head over heels for this guy. so i asked him if he could set us up on a blind date. and he was totally up for the idea. So a couple days go by and the 1 man i am truely in love with says yes. so im like totally stoked and i go shopping and i fix my self up to look totally out of this world goergeous. the place where were he wanted to have our date was at the olive garden on valetines day. even though im not a big fan of the olive garden i said what the hell at least im going with the man of my dreams. But what i didnt know was that his friend told him everything about me and how uch i have been in love with him since the fith garde. so with out me knowing this we get to the resturant. and everythin is going fine. then he takes my hand and explains to me that he has loved me since th efith grade too. and how happy he's to be with me.and i start explaining to him that i have felt the same way. an dthen he picks up his galss of water and throws it at my face a he just starts screaming at me.he starts saying how stupid i am and that im fat and ugly and that im probablly gunna become a dyke sinceim so ugly and will never get a man. then he gets up and leaves. andim stuck with the bill. and i had know money with me at all. and he just happened to getthe most expensive meal at the resterant. so im just sitting there sokeing wet and crying. so finally a watress asks me if im okay and helps me clean up the mess and get a hold of my parents.after about a 1/2 hour of waiting my mom finally comes to pick me up. i dont like him anymore. and he has scarred me for life. so if that isnt the worst valentines day ever i dont know what is.
Submitted By: Shalina, from Spanaway
okay last year would probably have to be the worst valentines day of my life so far. Okay well... Im basicaly a total geek in school . well ive had a crush on this guy since fith grade. And he has never noticed me. so i put together this whole plan in my head to make this guy fall in love with me.well i was friends with one of his close buddies and he knew that i was totally head over heels for this guy. so i asked him if he could set us up on a blind date. and he was totally up for the idea. So a couple days go by and the 1 man i am truely in love with says yes. so im like totally stoked and i go shopping and i fix my self up to look totally out of this world goergeous. the place where were he wanted to have our date was at the olive garden on valetines day. even though im not a big fan of the olive garden i said what the hell at least im going with the man of my dreams. But what i didnt know was that his friend told him everything about me and how uch i have been in love with him since the fith garde. so with out me knowing this we get to the resturant. and everythin is going fine. then he takes my hand and explains to me that he has loved me since th efith grade too. and how happy he's to be with me.and i start explaining to him that i have felt the same way. an dthen he picks up his galss of water and throws it at my face a he just starts screaming at me.he starts saying how stupid i am and that im fat and ugly and that im probablly gunna become a dyke sinceim so ugly and will never get a man. then he gets up and leaves. andim stuck with the bill. and i had know money with me at all. and he just happened to getthe most expensive meal at the resterant. so im just sitting there sokeing wet and crying. so finally a watress asks me if im okay and helps me clean up the mess and get a hold of my parents.after about a 1/2 hour of waiting my mom finally comes to pick me up. i dont like him anymore. and he has scarred me for life. so if that isnt the worst valentines day ever i dont know what is.
Submitted By: Shalina, from Spanaway
The time that this story takes place was last valentines day, a balmy friday evening. Leading up to this disasterous friday, i had been courting this girl in school and talking to her between classes, making her gifts, and so on and so forth. Stupidly in a delerious state that night, i somehow got the brilliant notion to pack up my guitar, hop on my ten speed bicycle, and serinade the girl that was eternally in my thoughts.She lived a distance of about 5 miles from my home, so i peddled the lonely backroads to her house, the whole time thinking how brilliant, original, and ingenius the task was that i was about to pull of. At this time, i was downright proud of myself. Their was only one problem... which window to serinade? I knew where she lived, but not the room she slept in. I arrived and hid my bike in her neighbors yard at about ten o' clock. I walked around her house three times and thought... "Should I ring the doorbell and perform to her AND her parents?" "Should i just sing to a window and hope for the best?" "Should i go home and try this sometime later?". Hmm... Of course, just to make my evening interesting, i chose my second option, sing to any window and hope for the best. I chose a lighted window with the blinds down toward the back of the house... seemed like a good decision. Just as i got to the window, guitar in hand, the light went out. I just figured that this would make it better for me, so i lightly knocked on the window and began to sing my best rendition of Saves the Days "Three Miles Down", not all that bad of a musical selection. A dark and shady figure appeared in the window and listened to my sweet music. Turns out, this person was her mom. Just as i realized this, her dad appeared from the front yard and yells, "What the--". In an instant, i was off like a flash. Unfortunately, as i took of running, i remembered my bike lying the neighbors pine tree. Out of sight of her father, I stealhily began my walk back to get my main source of transpo! rtation. As i peered out from behind an oak tree, i witnessed her father wheeling the bike into their garage and shutting the door. My stomach hit the brown grass, it was going to be a long walk home. It was now 11:00 and i was literally screwed. Somewhere in the middle of my walk, god decided to worsen the situation and let the rain pore down on top of me and my guitar. I was forced to sacrifice my jacket to save my guitar. At around 12:30, i arrived at home. Cold, wet, and heartbroken, i toweled off and dragged myself into bed. She called the next day... and laughed in my face and she told me she wasn't even home.
Contest Runner Up #2
The worst Valentine's Day EVER happened last year. I got up, and naturally, I went to the store to buy my sweetie a gift. While in the store, It was being robbed! So I ran out. In the parking lot, police cuffed me for running out with my items! The store was being robbed, and I was arrested for shoplifting! An hour later, I was sharing an 8x8 cell with a 6 foot mexican name Nicoretta. At around 8 'o' clock that night. (an hour after my date started) I finally got my complimentary phone call. I called my sweetie. As soon as she knew it was me she started yelling, then she cried, then she said that we were through. So I hung up, and went back to nicoletta and cried. Here I was, heartbroken, thirsty, and in a cell with a 6 foot mexican named Nicoletta. The next morning the warden let me out and I just sat on the curb in front of the jail and ate my valentine's day present that I stole for my sweetie.
Submitted by: Justin, from Glenwood
Contest Runner Up #3
Alright, so last February 14, the boyfriend I had been sating for a while called and said he was going to be late picking me up. I was a little concerned, cause I was worried we would miss our supper reservations. Well it turns out he wanted to surprise me with flowers and take me to another restuarant- that we couldn't get reservations for. But, when he went to the florist to pick up his flowers it turned out his brother got them instead. When his brother had called for his arrangment the lady at the store thought it was the same guy, because the last name was the same and so was the phone number. So I went without flowers and that was ok, but after all the hassel at the florist and coming to get an impatient me, our dinner reservations were given away at my surprise restaurant. On top of that when we walked into the resturant the people in the doorway snottily said, you have to have a RESERVATION to eat here, and it turns out we DID- but it was given away- so we walked out embarrased while the old bat laughed at us. Everything was booked, and we were looking at waiting over an hour anywhere. I didn't wan to be upset, so I reluctantly agreed when he asked if I wanted to go to McDonalds. So- in the drive through we get hit from behind- two stupid teenage kids driving daddy's expensive car, so after everything was settled we proceeded through with our order. Then we sat in the parking lot and ate. The night was getting better, we were laughing, and listening to love songs, and it was great. Then he starts coughing, like really coughing, wheezing and the whole works, when I asked what is wrong, he just got out of the car and into the backseat- he told me I had to drive and I needed to take him to a hospital. His car was a standard, and I don't drive standard, at least until that day. So I get into the driver seat, he's coughing and wheezing and gagging, and yelling to go faster, but the gears were grinding, I was stalling, and I "popped the clutch" like 1000 times. We finally ! pulled into Emergency and I rushed into the waiting room and yelled at some paramedics to help me. So, I spent the most part of the evening waiting in the Emergency Room, because it turns out he's allergic to the Tartar Sauce on the Filet-O-Fish. He was having an allergic reaction, which began to restrict his breathing, which caused an asthama attack. He was on oxygen for 5 hours and given laxatives to remove the other traces of the Tartar Sauce. I slept in the chair in his room, and by 6:30 AM- he was ready to go home. He ended up sleeping for the remainder of the weekend, since Valentines was on a Friday- and now here we are a year later, and I'm hoping things don't go the same way!!!!
Submitted by: Ashley, from Saskatoon
Contest Runner Up #4
Ok... You guys think that all your Valentine's Day stories are terrible? Grab ahold of this one..
Last year I was dating this guy that I thought was a great person. He bought me roses for no occasion, stuffed animals, kisses, the whole deal. So when Valentine's Day rolled around I thought I would get him the greatest present I possibly could.
Everyday I would try to squeeze different ideas out of him but nothing was good enough for the huge plan I had in my head. Then one day he had gotten on the subject on how his dog got hit by a car and died 3 years before. He said he was heartbroken and wanted to get a new puppy so bad!!!
DING DING DING
There we go! There's the perfect gift, a new puppy. So every day my friend Jess and I searched high and low for the perfect pup. One day we were at the Humane Society and found a yellow lab. He was perfect! I signed all the papers and brought him home. Valentine's was finally here! I could finally give Jim the perfect present! I sat and waited at my window... I waited... and waited... and waited...
Finally 4 hours later he shows up. He has no gift in his hand. Ok well its the thought that counts right? So when I opened the door I anxiously waited for what he had to say.. Maybe "I love you" or "You're the one."
Nothing. He said "Sorry I'm late." We went out to eat at a fast-food resturaunt and he brought me home.
The next day he called me, thanked me for the perfect gift and told me it was over..
This Valentine's Day I'm going stay inside the house!
The worst Valentine's Day EVER happened last year. I got up, and naturally, I went to the store to buy my sweetie a gift. While in the store, It was being robbed! So I ran out. In the parking lot, police cuffed me for running out with my items! The store was being robbed, and I was arrested for shoplifting! An hour later, I was sharing an 8x8 cell with a 6 foot mexican name Nicoretta. At around 8 'o' clock that night. (an hour after my date started) I finally got my complimentary phone call. I called my sweetie. As soon as she knew it was me she started yelling, then she cried, then she said that we were through. So I hung up, and went back to nicoletta and cried. Here I was, heartbroken, thirsty, and in a cell with a 6 foot mexican named Nicoletta. The next morning the warden let me out and I just sat on the curb in front of the jail and ate my valentine's day present that I stole for my sweetie.
Submitted by: Justin, from Glenwood
Contest Runner Up #3
Alright, so last February 14, the boyfriend I had been sating for a while called and said he was going to be late picking me up. I was a little concerned, cause I was worried we would miss our supper reservations. Well it turns out he wanted to surprise me with flowers and take me to another restuarant- that we couldn't get reservations for. But, when he went to the florist to pick up his flowers it turned out his brother got them instead. When his brother had called for his arrangment the lady at the store thought it was the same guy, because the last name was the same and so was the phone number. So I went without flowers and that was ok, but after all the hassel at the florist and coming to get an impatient me, our dinner reservations were given away at my surprise restaurant. On top of that when we walked into the resturant the people in the doorway snottily said, you have to have a RESERVATION to eat here, and it turns out we DID- but it was given away- so we walked out embarrased while the old bat laughed at us. Everything was booked, and we were looking at waiting over an hour anywhere. I didn't wan to be upset, so I reluctantly agreed when he asked if I wanted to go to McDonalds. So- in the drive through we get hit from behind- two stupid teenage kids driving daddy's expensive car, so after everything was settled we proceeded through with our order. Then we sat in the parking lot and ate. The night was getting better, we were laughing, and listening to love songs, and it was great. Then he starts coughing, like really coughing, wheezing and the whole works, when I asked what is wrong, he just got out of the car and into the backseat- he told me I had to drive and I needed to take him to a hospital. His car was a standard, and I don't drive standard, at least until that day. So I get into the driver seat, he's coughing and wheezing and gagging, and yelling to go faster, but the gears were grinding, I was stalling, and I "popped the clutch" like 1000 times. We finally ! pulled into Emergency and I rushed into the waiting room and yelled at some paramedics to help me. So, I spent the most part of the evening waiting in the Emergency Room, because it turns out he's allergic to the Tartar Sauce on the Filet-O-Fish. He was having an allergic reaction, which began to restrict his breathing, which caused an asthama attack. He was on oxygen for 5 hours and given laxatives to remove the other traces of the Tartar Sauce. I slept in the chair in his room, and by 6:30 AM- he was ready to go home. He ended up sleeping for the remainder of the weekend, since Valentines was on a Friday- and now here we are a year later, and I'm hoping things don't go the same way!!!!
Submitted by: Ashley, from Saskatoon
Contest Runner Up #4
Ok... You guys think that all your Valentine's Day stories are terrible? Grab ahold of this one..
Last year I was dating this guy that I thought was a great person. He bought me roses for no occasion, stuffed animals, kisses, the whole deal. So when Valentine's Day rolled around I thought I would get him the greatest present I possibly could.
Everyday I would try to squeeze different ideas out of him but nothing was good enough for the huge plan I had in my head. Then one day he had gotten on the subject on how his dog got hit by a car and died 3 years before. He said he was heartbroken and wanted to get a new puppy so bad!!!
DING DING DING
There we go! There's the perfect gift, a new puppy. So every day my friend Jess and I searched high and low for the perfect pup. One day we were at the Humane Society and found a yellow lab. He was perfect! I signed all the papers and brought him home. Valentine's was finally here! I could finally give Jim the perfect present! I sat and waited at my window... I waited... and waited... and waited...
Finally 4 hours later he shows up. He has no gift in his hand. Ok well its the thought that counts right? So when I opened the door I anxiously waited for what he had to say.. Maybe "I love you" or "You're the one."
Nothing. He said "Sorry I'm late." We went out to eat at a fast-food resturaunt and he brought me home.
The next day he called me, thanked me for the perfect gift and told me it was over..
This Valentine's Day I'm going stay inside the house!
