i would however, have a team of iron midget chefs that cook on midget kitchenware and have little midget skillets and midget eggbeaters, matter fact, the whole room would be small, and theyd have to open a door that has a door thats slightly bigger to a door thats slightly bigger etc etc etc and as soon as they enter the room, the oompa loompa song would play.
but i wouldnt always eat there
it would be like a restaurant inside my house
called midget madness
ud have to crawl through a small door to get in
well not me id have a regular door but yall gotta crawl in
and id have a chinese midget on that benihannas tip..u already know...all types of midgets..soul food midgets...my resteraunt would be the spot
and the only beers on the beer list are 40's
the smallest midget would bring your 40 holding it in two hands