what should i get my nephew for his 1st b-day??

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my little homie is turning 1 next week. i was gonna get him some fresh little baby kicks, but im tryin to get him something that'll last him more than 2 months. he's real advanced for one...already walking, and starting to talk. what's a good gift for my little patna?
 
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He will not even know the difference, no matter what you get them.

My nieces and nephews recieve somewhere around the order of 3-5k worth of presents every year. I have stopped spending large amounts of money on them like the rest of my family simply for the fact that kids do not appreaciate or care about gifts they receive.
 
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Just get a bunch of empty boxes. Wrap them up in pretty, colorful bows and extravagant looking wrapping paper. Then go to Wal*Mart and buy a disposable camera. Try something with 800 film speed since you'll be inside of a dark room where the only light will probably be from the candles of the cake. Next get a BIG teddy bear, this should be the only real gift you get him. Also remember to get a Happy Birthday card and place all your cash into it. Then have a friend or relative snap losts of pictures of you, the birthday boy, the teddy bear, the card LOADED with money and the fake presents. Then take back the money in the card and go to Longs and develop the pictures.

Fifteen years from now show your nephew those pictures and tell him that NO ONE was ever as generous to him as you were to him. He'll always love his giving uncle.
 
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MEXICANCOMMANDO said:
Just get a bunch of empty boxes. Wrap them up in pretty, colorful bows and extravagant looking wrapping paper. Then go to Wal*Mart and buy a disposable camera. Try something with 800 film speed since you'll be inside of a dark room where the only light will probably be from the candles of the cake. Next get a BIG teddy bear, this should be the only real gift you get him. Also remember to get a Happy Birthday card and place all your cash into it. Then have a friend or relative snap losts of pictures of you, the birthday boy, the teddy bear, the card LOADED with money and the fake presents. Then take back the money in the card and go to Longs and develop the pictures.

Fifteen years from now show your nephew those pictures and tell him that NO ONE was ever as generous to him as you were to him. He'll always love his giving uncle.
LMAO...now, THAT is a creative present hahahah...good shit.

anyway, i think im gonna take some of your advice and look around a toy shop...see if anything catches my eye...keep the ideas coming though fellas, it's much appreciated.
 
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@thizzmatic...he's only one, i gotta get him a pack of water baloons if i go that route

@beto...now THAT would be flossy...but like the shoes, how long til that motherfucker's jaw outgrows the damn thang??? hahaha, that shit would be hilarious though, his mom would be PISSED hahahahha.
 
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get him a big bag of the extra large lego blocks, my daughter is 16 months and she loves em, or get him a kiddy keyboard, they have em in the baby section, my baby also love her keyboard cus it makes all kinda sounds and plays music, she likes to push the buttons.....
 

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bombsac has a great idea.

Ever heard of those Baby Geniuses books/videos? Google it...

also a interactive learning book/toy will keep him entertained....
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get his name carved on a wooden plaque(like the one's at county fairs and Six Flags marine world). that should last him a looong time.
 
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BOMBSAC said:
get him a big bag of the extra large lego blocks, my daughter is 16 months and she loves em, or get him a kiddy keyboard, they have em in the baby section, my baby also love her keyboard cus it makes all kinda sounds and plays music, she likes to push the buttons.....
im definately liking the keyboard/legos ideas