what kind of wife should I cop?

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what kind of wife should I cop?


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Feb 1, 2006
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#7
well, the russian wife would probably be 'white' so you will get better seats when you go out to eat, but the asian wife will be smarter, so if you are gonna breed with her, your kids will get better jobs and cash you out when your old. tuff call man.
 

JOK3R187

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the russians love the dick... never really got into the Asians but they love the dick too...

in conclusion... they both love the dick

but personally i'd rather have a sexy hourglass ass Russian sippin' my margarita
 
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Ok, so right now I can afford these orientals (I'll post the russians in a bit):

This one is really cheap and affordable, from Thailand, but she thin:

This one is a lil cheaper cuz shes ugly, also from Thailand, but comes with the fruit basket and they say she can COOK AND CLEAN LIKE NO OTHER:


This one is younger, a lil more expense. She from Cambodia. Problem all she know how to do is the peace sign:

These two are about triple the cost because they look better. From Laos:
 
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#17
Get a Russian.

Kitchen sinks (chinks) are ok. They can cook good food.

Anyone notice all male chinks go bould? I shared student accommodation with a male kitchen sink last year and he was going bould he was young too. He kept blocking up the shower with his kitchen sink dome hair.

I lived with a female kitchen sink this year and she was cool but I had the feeling she wanted to fuck so she could get a kid then claim citizenship in this country.
 
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This is Natalia. She's spent many years in the Russian army and is a great sharpshooter. She's not the best looker but she can help out with the heavy chores, like cutting down trees for fire and she's a good shot for hunting:


Tatyana is strong like bull. She cost less because she cannot handle firearms well but she is good in hand-to-hand combat.


This is Zoya. She likes to dominate. She cost much more for looks alone but slight discount (unkown reasons).