What is it with Samoans / Tongans...

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Dec 25, 2003
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And wearing flip-flops in public.

For real.

Put it on mommas I seen like an entire family in some flip-flops on a cold ass day like it was nothin. Then I remember when I used to work at a Computer store and I used ot see the same shit. For real. They be feelin that whole flip flop thing.
 
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MuneyHongry650 said:
hella samoans at my school How the fuck do they get so damn big?
In Samoa being hella big and fat meant you could go on long ass boat trips for fishing, trade, and shit like that. So the bigger and fatter guys could be out to sea and go longer distances, thus, the larger you were, the more likely you were to have kids, etc. and that quality was something to be desired and thus, people who were that stature were more successful in marriage, etc than people who werent.
 
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i got in a fight with some kids who had samoans or PIs for back once.
after i left the PIs showed up to the spot with chainsaws, baseball bats and weighed 300 pounds. They put a random kid who was driving by in the hospital cause they thought he knew me/my friends.
dont fuck with pacific islanders theyre fuckin nuts.
 
Dec 9, 2005
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WHITE DEVIL said:
In Samoa being hella big and fat meant you could go on long ass boat trips for fishing, trade, and shit like that. So the bigger and fatter guys could be out to sea and go longer distances, thus, the larger you were, the more likely you were to have kids, etc. and that quality was something to be desired and thus, people who were that stature were more successful in marriage, etc than people who werent.


Haha...never heard that one before...I just figured it was from the food that we eat. Greasy, fatty, lard ass foods...and a lot of it.



texascheese650 said:
if you are cool with them, they will do ANYTHING for you...if you arent cool with them, leave the state...

True. A lot of people get it twisted and think that Samoans/Tongans are just some big ass mean people...but really are some of the nicest and most loyal people you will ever meet. You treat people like fam, even with no blood relations, and thats why you'll always hear, 'Oh...thats my cousin...' so much...



As far as the sandals/slippers...I can't speak for Tongans...but I know that in a Samoan house, you always kick off your kicks before you step in the house...so I guess its just easier access...that would be my best guess...somebody help me out...I can't be the only Hamo on the Sicc...LOL
 

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May 7, 2002
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WHITE DEVIL said:
In Samoa being hella big and fat meant you could go on long ass boat trips for fishing, trade, and shit like that. So the bigger and fatter guys could be out to sea and go longer distances, thus, the larger you were, the more likely you were to have kids, etc. and that quality was something to be desired and thus, people who were that stature were more successful in marriage, etc than people who werent.
On the actual island, there mostly all cut up and swolle.
 
Sep 16, 2002
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MOREBASS said:
Haha...never heard that one before...I just figured it was from the food that we eat. Greasy, fatty, lard ass foods...and a lot of it.






True. A lot of people get it twisted and think that Samoans/Tongans are just some big ass mean people...but really are some of the nicest and most loyal people you will ever meet. You treat people like fam, even with no blood relations, and thats why you'll always hear, 'Oh...thats my cousin...' so much...



As far as the sandals/slippers...I can't speak for Tongans...but I know that in a Samoan house, you always kick off your kicks before you step in the house...so I guess its just easier access...that would be my best guess...somebody help me out...I can't be the only Hamo on the
Sicc...LOL
i can say chamorros have similar traditions as samoans.... we treat friends like fam too.... and the shoes gots to go if u in the house, and we also eat fatty, fried all types of bullshit ass food... thats why most of us are fat fucks .. lol
 
Sep 18, 2002
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Miguel Foreals said:
I don't kno about the flip flop thing, but I kno if u call a samoan a tongan you better have ya running shoes on.
for real. haha. when i was goin to the SRJC, i used to smoke with the big ass tongans from the football team. they were chill as fuck. never had a problem with em.
 
Dec 29, 2005
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You think they be sportin kicks on the islands? My dad be rockin the Lava lava like it aint shit. Watch one of em slippers fly up and slap you in the face. Them slippers leave some fat ass welts