maybe were looking at this all wrong fellas...
maybe he did earn that award, fair and square bear ass muthafucka.. think about it, if you can lace hamingums boots up, and every other word out your mouth is "c-bo c-bo c-bo c-bo c-bo c-bo hahahahahahahahahahahahaha" and she still is able to get on the blade and serve up that vintage beechwood aged mangled antique picked pussy she got... thats got to count for something, right?
if im analyzing this whole thing properly, then thats damn impressive... because any horny thirsty ass heat stroked trick that has any shred of sensibility in his head should know that he's better off oiling up the space between the leather cushions on his couch and fuckin the shit out of that for free, than to pay hamingum to borrow her tossed up bat cave.
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