I signed up on the recommendation of Somethingawful.com as an easy way to get pussy. Casual observations:
* The ones on myspace who actual look decent are there as camwhores only. Ever notice you are one of 1,325 "friends" ? What makes you think you are the lucky one who will get to fuck her? Because "you got game" ?
* It is WHOLELY impossible to get to know anyone. Ever visit the forums? It's almost as bad as the siccness sista sida and open forums combined. "LyKE WuT IZZ ur FaVoRiTE G UniT SoNG? [MINE.IS.THE.ONEZ.WIT.EMiNEm...Soooo HOT LOLOLO]" Ever try to actually message someone to talk? They just "friend" you. No return message, no response. Well except maybe for "LOL Thanks for the friend!!!!"
* The "hoes" on myspace are either 12 year old Christina Aguilera groupies or 80 year old professional ugly women who do nothing but look ugly for a living. You get NO props for sleeping with anyone of these. As a matter of fact, you get playa points taken away.
* There is not one single bitch there who has any other interest besides "Going 2 CLuBZ n BaRZ!" Oh, sorry my mistake - you've got the emo/goth poseurs who hate the world and everyone in it because they are all 800 lbs. and too into their latest anime Hentai Tentacle Kitten Rape video they just bought. They're camwhores all the same, except the lighting is annoyingly dark to mask their chin fat.
* If you enjoy myspace, you're a brainless piece of dogshit who enjoys fucking ugly women. Case in point, Kobe Soz.
* The ones on myspace who actual look decent are there as camwhores only. Ever notice you are one of 1,325 "friends" ? What makes you think you are the lucky one who will get to fuck her? Because "you got game" ?
* It is WHOLELY impossible to get to know anyone. Ever visit the forums? It's almost as bad as the siccness sista sida and open forums combined. "LyKE WuT IZZ ur FaVoRiTE G UniT SoNG? [MINE.IS.THE.ONEZ.WIT.EMiNEm...Soooo HOT LOLOLO]" Ever try to actually message someone to talk? They just "friend" you. No return message, no response. Well except maybe for "LOL Thanks for the friend!!!!"
* The "hoes" on myspace are either 12 year old Christina Aguilera groupies or 80 year old professional ugly women who do nothing but look ugly for a living. You get NO props for sleeping with anyone of these. As a matter of fact, you get playa points taken away.
* There is not one single bitch there who has any other interest besides "Going 2 CLuBZ n BaRZ!" Oh, sorry my mistake - you've got the emo/goth poseurs who hate the world and everyone in it because they are all 800 lbs. and too into their latest anime Hentai Tentacle Kitten Rape video they just bought. They're camwhores all the same, except the lighting is annoyingly dark to mask their chin fat.
* If you enjoy myspace, you're a brainless piece of dogshit who enjoys fucking ugly women. Case in point, Kobe Soz.
