what happened on 7/3/2009?
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typed that in and got this
She may not know Paul Wall from Paul Bunyan, or the song titles of videos she’s been in (Nelly’s “Errytime” and the Ruff Ryders’ “Funk Shit”), but Courtney Black can quote lyrics from Brotha Lynch Hung and name every album in C-Bo’s catalog. In short, this melanin-light California girl is badass. Speaking of ass, “We are out there,” says Black. “[White girls] are not all skinny flat-ass girls with blonde hair like some people say. That’s not what we’re like—we’re cool.” How cool? Cool enough to talk about climaxing, her implants and lying about her ethnicity to avoid explaining the dimensions of her derrière. In the words of Andre 3Gs, that’s ice cold!
Glad you got that off your chest. Now let’s get back to your back, since you take that everywhere with you, too. Were you always so blessed?
My butt used to be really big. I used to be really, really thick—thick everywhere. When I was younger, people used to say, “Hey, you got pillows in your pants!” When I was a little girl, none of the white people liked me. They’d make fun of me and call me a duck. So I used to say I was Puerto Rican. When I got around black and Hispanic people, my body was accepted but the fact that I was white would put me out. I would be the butt of people’s jokes.
You never came as in climaxed? That’s hard to believe.
He had sex with me all ways that any man could and I never came. Anytime I ever wanted to bust a nut, I would go in the shower, run my water, and do my thing. It would take me about five minutes, and I’d get a shower in. I would kill two birds with one stone.
She may not know Paul Wall from Paul Bunyan, or the song titles of videos she’s been in (Nelly’s “Errytime” and the Ruff Ryders’ “Funk Shit”), but Courtney Black can quote lyrics from Brotha Lynch Hung and name every album in C-Bo’s catalog. In short, this melanin-light California girl is badass. Speaking of ass, “We are out there,” says Black. “[White girls] are not all skinny flat-ass girls with blonde hair like some people say. That’s not what we’re like—we’re cool.” How cool? Cool enough to talk about climaxing, her implants and lying about her ethnicity to avoid explaining the dimensions of her derrière. In the words of Andre 3Gs, that’s ice cold!
Glad you got that off your chest. Now let’s get back to your back, since you take that everywhere with you, too. Were you always so blessed?
My butt used to be really big. I used to be really, really thick—thick everywhere. When I was younger, people used to say, “Hey, you got pillows in your pants!” When I was a little girl, none of the white people liked me. They’d make fun of me and call me a duck. So I used to say I was Puerto Rican. When I got around black and Hispanic people, my body was accepted but the fact that I was white would put me out. I would be the butt of people’s jokes.
You never came as in climaxed? That’s hard to believe.
He had sex with me all ways that any man could and I never came. Anytime I ever wanted to bust a nut, I would go in the shower, run my water, and do my thing. It would take me about five minutes, and I’d get a shower in. I would kill two birds with one stone.
