What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?

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Mar 14, 2003
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i watched the intro on leno last night, Jay said something to the effect of " Michael Jackson's jury has been composed of 2/3 white people and 80% women, just like Michael." That got a laugh out of me, nothing like being tried by a jury of your peers. lol
 
Dec 11, 2002
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I dont know whether to laugh or be grossed out.. ugh.. damn...

All I know is Michael is a fruit loop.. I'm bettin' dude offs himself if he's found guilty.
 
Feb 21, 2003
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Those oldies but goodies reminds me of May



Those oldies but goodies reminds me of May
The posts of the past bring back memories of you
I always remember the first night we met
The threads they were posting I never will forget

I always will treasure them so close to my heart
They always will haunt me although we're apart
Each time that I read them a tear's bound to fall
For I love those memories that I, I-I recall

Those oldies but goodies reminds me of May
The posts of the past bring back memories of you
Forever they will haunt me but what can I do?

Those oldies but goodies reminds me of May
(Oldies but goodies reminds me of May)

SPOKEN: "Yes, dear, they are bringing' our threads. And they will always remain our
posts. And each time you click them, I hope you do, will cherish the wonderful
threads that our love once knew. For these threads are just a symbol of the
siccness that I had for you."

Those oldies but goodies reminds me of May
The posts of the past bring back memories of you
Forever they will haunt me but what can I do?
 
Feb 21, 2003
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Those oldies but goodies reminds me of May
The posts of the past bring back memories of you
I always remember the first night we met
The threads they were posting I never will forget

I always will treasure them so close to my heart
They always will haunt me although we're apart
Each time that I read them a tear's bound to fall
For I love those memories that I, I-I recall

Those oldies but goodies reminds me of May
The posts of the past bring back memories of you
Forever they will haunt me but what can I do?

Those oldies but goodies reminds me of May
(Oldies but goodies reminds me of May)

SPOKEN: "Yes, dear, they are bringing' our threads. And they will always remain our
posts. And each time you click them, I hope you do, will cherish the wonderful
threads that our love once knew. For these threads are just a symbol of the
siccness that I had for you."

Those oldies but goodies reminds me of May
The posts of the past bring back memories of you
Forever they will haunt me but what can I do?