What came first the slut or the abortion?
The christian or the philanderer?
The book of Mormon or Philology?
Anal sweat or menstruation?
Public pools or broken causeways?
Graphic art or Engineering?
Pronouns or bacteria?
Social Science or Optics?
Aesthetics or Fila?
Keyboards or paint?
Possession or climate?
Translucence or reversal?
McDonalds or pain?
Affinity or carrots?