what are the illest rhymes youve heard?

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- im a specimen with extra terristrial estrogen, kick ya intestines in and sell your testicles to mexicans - pri

- if you wanna get fisted inlist in the system, so you can get fucked by officials who call themselves christians

- my pet rock named schlep rock who slept in a tube sock was going a couple rounds with a rockem sockem robot, i couldnt find tickets so i had to sneak in, and i damn near got caught cause my sneakers kept squeakin - ugly duckling

- im allergic to wacker rappers and automatically sneeze so when they rap after me i try not to breath - apathey

- if i said hi to ya toes id still never meet defeat - jakkai tha motor mouth
 
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DuckSauce said:
- im a specimen with extra terristrial estrogen, kick ya intestines in and sell your testicles to mexicans - pri

- if you wanna get fisted inlist in the system, so you can get fucked by officials who call themselves christians

- my pet rock named schlep rock who slept in a tube sock was going a couple rounds with a rockem sockem robot, i couldnt find tickets so i had to sneak in, and i damn near got caught cause my sneakers kept squeakin - ugly duckling

- im allergic to wacker rappers and automatically sneeze so when they rap after me i try not to breath - apathey

- if i said hi to ya toes id still never meet defeat - jakkai tha motor mouth
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Anything tadou spits! LOL! Na look at my sig... i'll be changing it soon too
 
Mr. Samos

Mr. Samos

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Umm I do not think i've ever heard the ILLEST rhymes before, i'd have to say none, i've heard good rhyme but none of them were really the ILLEST, uno, everyone is different, i'd rather listen to something with meaning than something with metaphors n multi's..

pz
 
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"I bomb atomically..socrates philosophies and hypothesies cant define how i be droppin these../Mockeries..lyrically perform armed robbery, flee with the lottery..possibly they spotted me.." -- Inspectah Deck on "Triumph"

"Machine gun rap, for all my niggaz in the back/stadium packed..line-backa nigga, flashback/see through yellow lines..rock a fly jersey in the summer time/gpd..magic marker rap, bleed benneton.." -- Raekwon on "Its Yourz"

"Live on TV...you see the B-O-B-B..Y..D-I..G-I...T./A-L..could never go to jail by..N-Y..P-D/F-I-C...tryin to hold my money hostage.../But my last deposit was worth a mil...Bobby Steels..Gettin ill.../Still trapped up inside the belly of the BEAST!/FUCK THE WAR..FUCK THE PEACE!!!" -- Bobby Digital aka RZA on "Belly Of The Beast"

As you can see, Wu-Tang got the illest rhymes of all time...most other rappers is on some crybaby shit.
 
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tadou said:
"I bomb atomically..socrates philosophies and hypothesies cant define how i be droppin these../Mockeries..lyrically perform armed robbery, flee with the lottery..possibly they spotted me.." -- Inspectah Deck on "Triumph"
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Thats one of my favorites of all time right there.......

I dunno bout Wu-Tang havin tha illest of all time, but they up there...
 
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tadou said:
i just been thinkin about it...and "Triumph" is my #1 favorite song of all time. Since aint nobody else postin their fave rhymes, More of my favorites from Triumph are...

"Your fort is basic compared to mine..Domino effect, arts and crafts..paragraphs contain cyanide!"--Cappa

"Olympic torch flamin..we burn so sweet/The thrill of victory...the agony of defeat...We crush slow, flamin deluxe show; for.. /Judgement day cometh; conquer..its war!"--U-God

"ayo, fuck that! look at all these crab niggaz laid back, lampin like them gray and black pumas on my mans rack/codeine was forced in ya drink...you had a navy green, salamander fiend, bitches never heard 'em scream!"--Tony Starks

"if you with me, where the fuck you at?! niggaz is strapped, and they tryin to twist my beer cap/is court ajourned for the bad seed from bad sperm? herb, got my wig fried like a bad perm.."--Mr Meth

"War of the masses...the tcome disasterous..Many of the cvictim's family save they ashes..a millionnames on walls, engraved in plaques..those who went back, recieved penalties for they acts.."--Genius

"Perpindicular to the square..we stand bold like flare/Escape from yo dragons lair..in particular/my beats travel like a vortex through ya spine to the top of ya cerebral cortex..make you feel like you bust a nut from raw sex!!/Enter through ya right ventricle, clog up ya bloodstream or terminal.."--Rakeem

"Max mostly..undivided, then slide it, its sickenin!! Guranteed, made em jump like Rod Strickland!"--Raekwon

"This is a gathering of the masses that come to pay respects to the Wu-tang clan../As we engage in battle..the crowd now SCREAMS IN RAGE../The high chief, jamel ah reef takes the stage.."--Masta Killa

The shit is like...DAAAMN! And this is only the parts i can remember off top. The beat is mostly a loop, but its off the hook. I like gangsta rap just as much as the next man, but it dont make me think like Wu-Tang does. These is my role models right here.

Not many songs inspire me to write like this one can. When i hear it, im ready to write out 4-5 verses back to back..
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"I done killed him be dead in his tomb
still shakin'
hit em in his body and his head, now be found in heaven with the
wound still achin'
I wonder if his voice still breakin'
better be cuase I steadily hit him with gats and styles that heavily
armed and dangerous and deadily
that ahead of me receive two holes like a letter B
better you instead of me, breakin peace can increase your chances to delete your advances" Twista
 
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esreveR XF

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Some eminem line was so ill, all I remember was the punch but the way he set it up was just as good... but in the end it was

"..and who walks awkward/ a stick figure wit a dick bigger than Mark Wahlberg" - Em

"Im the illest thing you can think of/ Like Sisquo slappin Mike Tyson wit a pink glove/ C Rayz Walz hahaha

"you couldn't sell 2 copies if u pressed a double album" - Em
 
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'I wouldnt care if you was Popeye, owns some cans of spinach, still aint gonna get past tha line of scrimmage. ima play stoppa, come way proper, come though on tha unda, and last like banaca' - Mac Dre

'Yeah right, you got a dick in your hand, had more one night stands than HBO's def comedy jam, you's a hoe, you kno you's a hoe, professional, diagnose -spite fal-, see more dicks than a urinal, wearin dirty clothes for two days in a row, same fib with different clubs, your a scrub and it shows. actin like your lady like, 'My Kitties tight' Yeah right, you letting n***as go deeper than Berry Whites wind pipe' - Byrdie

i was in aw, hearin this verse from byrdie. . .shits tight!

'Man i cant explain how much i smok, i guess its unexplainable, keep a vega rolled, wake up and blow way moe than tha day befor' - Tilt
 
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Damn near the whole 3rd verse on 'Adrenaline Rush" by Twista and Young Buk from Psychodrama. Only 10 bars...and Twista fuckin RIPPED that shit. But the parts that stand out most:

"Pullin up and bailin out like we car sick and ready to start shit...startin burying some heads like a ostrich, unload the whole cartrige, and throw the shells in the garbage"

"...and yall cant trace me, Im burying my victims in the wall like Gacy...too lyrical, and since they severed my embilicle these flows been critical, my music is miracles like Im biblical"
 
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Good to see that YV is still holding it down at Shorecrest always walking around rocking the headphones and infecting the ears with that heated music. Good thing you still got weed or you would be going crazy in there. Cant forget Pain either, hopefully he can collab with Mo-X and Lil' G on the next album, were about to have some more celebrities on our hands in the Shoreline area soon get that permanent pen ready.
 
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"Guaranteed the air we breathe is thin, better tell her
Then I'ma choke the bitch out at 11:59, reveal the real Cinderella
(AAAAAAHHHHHHH!) When two hydrogens reach my oxygen atom
You can't gat 'em or get at 'em
Anatomically designed to be solar, fuck the rap star
When I die I want niggas doin drive-by's with my ashes in the car"
Ras Kass

"I flow 16 Pablo Escobar perverse perversion' so fat my dick got a double chin"
Ras Kass

This entire song is amazing:
http://www.ohhla.com/anonymous/ras_kass/rm_bside/remain_a.rsk.txt

"Niggaz know it's about that time without a Schoolly D Gucci
I pop that pussy ass rapper and leave it up to Luke to Pop the Coochie"
Ras Kass

"Murderous verses,
Motherfuckers won't even make it to the chorus
They'll find you and yo bitch buried in the Angeles National Forest
Anything you can do, I heard it done before, better,
But I can do you in 36 positions
Enter you like the Wu-Tang debut
Now who remains true to the game?
Damn shame it wasn't you
Fools lay claim to fly rhymes but I terrorize airlines
My mind's a porcelain Glock 7 slippin' through the metal detectors
Ready to wet'cha like baptism
It's rap pugilism when I be placin' 208 bones in one zone;
With microphones, I'm like the Blade Runner hunting clones
I "Beat It" like one glove and a bad nose job
With more breathin techniques than Lamaze
Ras still be drinkin' malt liquor brews
And continues the liquidation of crews
Wit' a drunken technique like Shun Di's kung fu on Virtua Fighter 2
See me son, I'm the one sportin' Dolce and Gabbana
Peelin' this bastard's wig back like cradle cap
You ain't no cap peela for rilla
And for who you desire to kill you need more God than Zilla
I breaks'em off like a acrylic nails
Test me but you appear to be Presley (Press Lee) like Priscilla
And still malicious disses, but this is 10% dis, 90% skill
So curses, foiled again like Hershey's kisses
You're so-called vicious, although
How they gonna be a menace when it ain't no men in it?
Oh, they womenaces (with clitorises)
In a new year, a new fear, and I'm nuclear
Let's play a friendly game of who can ruin who's career
I'm a Killafornia B-boy, you like one of Heavy D's boys
Got niggas fallin' off the stage like they was Trouble T-Roy"
Ras Kass

Entire song:
http://www.ohhla.com/anonymous/ras_kass/sl_onice/on_earth.rsk.txt

"Who can I blame cuz my skull can't contain these thought waves
My syntax hydroplanes as though my brain
Slides over liquidated grains of asphault caught cranial calluses
Over analysis leads to paralysis, mediocrity my nemesis
Try to fuck every radical feminist I meet, call it engage and defeat"
Ras Kass
 
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YoungVicious said:

Its pretty boo boo dogg....but as long as I aint weedless, Im happy.
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LMAO....yeah....I got some easy shit, so Im coo....I keep havin peeps come up to me like "I heard your rappin wit those FTS gangsters." LMAO, someone even said they heard me and Syko rapped together.......

Hopefully tha lil backpack-wearin biological enzyme rappers will hear my Angry-ness and stop tryna talk shit.............:dead:
 
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