> May 30th:
>>>
>> Just moved to Phoenix, Arizona. Now this is a city that knows how to
>> live!! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. What a place! I
>> watched the sunset from a park lying on a blanket. It was
>> beautiful. I've finally found my home. I love it here.
>>>
>>> June 14th:
>>>
>> Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a problem. Live in an
>> air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car. What a pleasure
>> to see the sun everyday like this. I'm turning into a sun worshiper.
>>>
>> June 30th:
>>>
>> Had the backyard landscaped with western plants today. Lots of
>> cactus and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing lawn for
>> me. Another scorcher today, but I love it here.
>>>
>> July 10th:
>>>
>> The temperature hasn't been below 100 all week. How do people get
>> used to this kind of heat? At least it's kind of windy though. But
>> getting used to the heat and humidity is taking longer that I
>> expected.
>>>
>> July 15th:
>>>
>> Fell asleep by the pool. (Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body).
>> Missed 3 days of work. What a dumb thing to do. I learned my lesson
>> though. Got to respect the ol' sun in a climate like this.
>>>
>> July 20th:
>>>
>> I missed Morgan (our cat) sneaking into the car when I left this
>> morning. By the time I got to the hot car for lunch, Morgan had died
>> and swollen up to the size of a shopping bag and stank up the $2,000
>> leather upholstery. I told the kids that she ran away. The car now
>> smells like Kibbles and shits. I learned my lesson though. No more
>> pets in this heat.
>>>
>> July 25th:
>>>
>>> The wind sucks. It feels like a giant freaking blow dryer!! And
>>> it's hot
>> as hell. The home air-conditioner is on the fritz and the AC
>> repairman charged $200 just to drive by and tell me he needed to
>> order parts.
>>>
>> July 30th:
>>>
>> Been sleeping outside by the pool for 3 nights now. $1,500 in damn
>> house payments and we can't even go inside. Why did I ever come here?
>>>
>> Aug. 4th:
>>>
>> It's 115 degrees. Finally got the air-conditioner fixed today. It
>> cost $500 and gets the temperature down to 85, but this freaking
>> humidity makes the house feel like it's about 95. Stupid repairman.
>> I hate this stupid city.
>>>
>> Aug. 8th:
>>>
>> If another wise a$s cracks, "Hot enough for you today?" I'm going to
>> strangle him. Damn heat. By the time I get to work the radiator is
>> boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I smell like baked
>> cat!!
>>>
>> Aug. 9th:
>>>
>> Tried to run some errands after work. Wore shorts, and sat on the
>> black leather seats in the ol' car. I thought my a%s was on fire. I
>> lost 2 layers of flesh and all the hair on the back of my legs and
>> a%s. Now my car smells like burnt hair, fried ass, and baked cat.
>>>
>> Aug. 10th:
>>>
>> The weather report might as well be a damn recording. Hot and
>> sunny. Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. It's been too hot to do sh%t
>> for 2 damn months and the weatherman says it might really warm up
>> next week. Doesn't it ever rain in this damn desert? Water
>> rationing will be next, so my $1700 worth of cactus just might dry
>> up and blow into the damn pool. Even the cactus can't live in this
>> damn heat.
>>>
>>>
>> Aug. 14th:
>>>
>> Welcome to HELL!! Temperature got to 115 today. Forgot to crack
>> the window and blew the damn wind shield out of the car. The
>> installer came to fix it and said, "Hot enough for you today?" My
>> spouse had to spend the $1500 house payment to bail me out of jail.
>> Freaking Arizona. What kind of a sick demented idiot would want to
>> live here?
>>>
>> Just moved to Phoenix, Arizona. Now this is a city that knows how to
>> live!! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. What a place! I
>> watched the sunset from a park lying on a blanket. It was
>> beautiful. I've finally found my home. I love it here.
>>>
>>> June 14th:
>>>
>> Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a problem. Live in an
>> air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car. What a pleasure
>> to see the sun everyday like this. I'm turning into a sun worshiper.
>>>
>> June 30th:
>>>
>> Had the backyard landscaped with western plants today. Lots of
>> cactus and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing lawn for
>> me. Another scorcher today, but I love it here.
>>>
>> July 10th:
>>>
>> The temperature hasn't been below 100 all week. How do people get
>> used to this kind of heat? At least it's kind of windy though. But
>> getting used to the heat and humidity is taking longer that I
>> expected.
>>>
>> July 15th:
>>>
>> Fell asleep by the pool. (Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body).
>> Missed 3 days of work. What a dumb thing to do. I learned my lesson
>> though. Got to respect the ol' sun in a climate like this.
>>>
>> July 20th:
>>>
>> I missed Morgan (our cat) sneaking into the car when I left this
>> morning. By the time I got to the hot car for lunch, Morgan had died
>> and swollen up to the size of a shopping bag and stank up the $2,000
>> leather upholstery. I told the kids that she ran away. The car now
>> smells like Kibbles and shits. I learned my lesson though. No more
>> pets in this heat.
>>>
>> July 25th:
>>>
>>> The wind sucks. It feels like a giant freaking blow dryer!! And
>>> it's hot
>> as hell. The home air-conditioner is on the fritz and the AC
>> repairman charged $200 just to drive by and tell me he needed to
>> order parts.
>>>
>> July 30th:
>>>
>> Been sleeping outside by the pool for 3 nights now. $1,500 in damn
>> house payments and we can't even go inside. Why did I ever come here?
>>>
>> Aug. 4th:
>>>
>> It's 115 degrees. Finally got the air-conditioner fixed today. It
>> cost $500 and gets the temperature down to 85, but this freaking
>> humidity makes the house feel like it's about 95. Stupid repairman.
>> I hate this stupid city.
>>>
>> Aug. 8th:
>>>
>> If another wise a$s cracks, "Hot enough for you today?" I'm going to
>> strangle him. Damn heat. By the time I get to work the radiator is
>> boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I smell like baked
>> cat!!
>>>
>> Aug. 9th:
>>>
>> Tried to run some errands after work. Wore shorts, and sat on the
>> black leather seats in the ol' car. I thought my a%s was on fire. I
>> lost 2 layers of flesh and all the hair on the back of my legs and
>> a%s. Now my car smells like burnt hair, fried ass, and baked cat.
>>>
>> Aug. 10th:
>>>
>> The weather report might as well be a damn recording. Hot and
>> sunny. Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. It's been too hot to do sh%t
>> for 2 damn months and the weatherman says it might really warm up
>> next week. Doesn't it ever rain in this damn desert? Water
>> rationing will be next, so my $1700 worth of cactus just might dry
>> up and blow into the damn pool. Even the cactus can't live in this
>> damn heat.
>>>
>>>
>> Aug. 14th:
>>>
>> Welcome to HELL!! Temperature got to 115 today. Forgot to crack
>> the window and blew the damn wind shield out of the car. The
>> installer came to fix it and said, "Hot enough for you today?" My
>> spouse had to spend the $1500 house payment to bail me out of jail.
>> Freaking Arizona. What kind of a sick demented idiot would want to
>> live here?
