WEIRDEST PLACE YALL HAD SEX
- Thread starter m.w.merlino
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dont know if they really wierd but fucc it...
i fucked my ex like two times in my bathroom...
another ex she rode my shit while we were in the bacc of the grey hound bus..
(not wierd but it was funny) me an this girl drove out to the cuts to get our freak on..anywayz im diggin it in da backseat when a beam of light comes toward the car.. i look,its the fuccin popo..so i jump to the driver seat..the cop comes over to my window i roll it down an im sittin there butt naked wit a shirt over my package..lol..he tells us to leave so we find another spot to finish the damn thang..after we was done we was laughin bout what happened..shit was funny
i fucked my ex like two times in my bathroom...
another ex she rode my shit while we were in the bacc of the grey hound bus..
(not wierd but it was funny) me an this girl drove out to the cuts to get our freak on..anywayz im diggin it in da backseat when a beam of light comes toward the car.. i look,its the fuccin popo..so i jump to the driver seat..the cop comes over to my window i roll it down an im sittin there butt naked wit a shirt over my package..lol..he tells us to leave so we find another spot to finish the damn thang..after we was done we was laughin bout what happened..shit was funny
in the car on the side of the highway ( had to stop when a patrol car pulled behind us. )
in a chair on my moms back porch, it was raining like a bitch that night too
in the car outside of the police station (got caught)
on a bench at a park
in a public pool
on the roof of my old apt building.
in the airport bathroom before i caught the plane
in a dark corner at the club
on a pool table at a party
in my ex's grandma's bathroom at their family reunion
at a cemetery after playing truth or dare and a quija board
in a chair on my moms back porch, it was raining like a bitch that night too
in the car outside of the police station (got caught)
on a bench at a park
in a public pool
on the roof of my old apt building.
in the airport bathroom before i caught the plane
in a dark corner at the club
on a pool table at a party
in my ex's grandma's bathroom at their family reunion
at a cemetery after playing truth or dare and a quija board
hmm lemme see
i don't think these are weird either but here you go:
back seat of a navi in front of my momma's house ,lol.... (by the way they are very spacious)
on a living room floor next to a heater (hey i was cold,lol)
walk in closet.....
rode a nigga on a recliner facing forward, hehehehehe
a mountain...... well it's considered a park.... ahhh whatever.....
that's all i can think of now....
i don't think these are weird either but here you go:
back seat of a navi in front of my momma's house ,lol.... (by the way they are very spacious)
on a living room floor next to a heater (hey i was cold,lol)
walk in closet.....
rode a nigga on a recliner facing forward, hehehehehe
a mountain...... well it's considered a park.... ahhh whatever.....
that's all i can think of now....
yea im still kinda young too...got a lot of fucken to do still...but my weirdest place was a best western bathroom with my girl's 2 friends tryin to sleep in the room.......too bad they didnt come up in tha bathroom to and join in hahahha. oh and in one of my ex's beds all the time, that was just weird cuz her parents room was like one room over hahhaha i was like fuck it whatever i guess they aint trippin lol
standin in line at burger king takin my order...
standin in line at the dmv
in my 5th grade teachers classroom during break
my P.O. when she was drug testin me....jizzed in her mouth instead of peein in the cup
on the city bus...this girl fucced me for my bus pass
mexico border, marguerita wanted a american baby
in my jail cell, fucced one of the female staff during free time
skydiving naked doggy style
24 hour fitness, fuccin while i was bench pressin
on the escalator at the mall
at my ex-girlfriends funeral, in the casket
on a surf board ridin a wave
on the corner waitn for the light to change
at a carnival wearin a clown suit
doggy style while runnin the marathon
in the courtroom while the judge was givin my sentence
on the price is right, in the audience
waitin in line for the ice cream truc, some underage teen
on the moon with slow pelvic thrust
in my race car winning the indy 500
while bungee jumpin from the empire state buildin
on the 50 yard line during half time of the superbowl
in the desert of the in the club video
fuccin this lifeguard when she was rescuin this kid
on the bacc of a motorcycle in the motorcross championships
in the subway during rush hour
in a tank in the middle east
in saadams palace, in the lobby
on my bike riding to school
on top of the roof during a fire drill
on the pilgrims ship on their way to america
in the underground railroad during the slaveshift
on the titantic before the ship went down
while performin in the ice skating championship
on the podium while receiving my gold medal
in the audience of oprah
when on the line with ms. cleo
while the doctor was performin surgery
on the train tracs while the train went over me
in the pool after i drownded
in baghdad while ridin a missle thru the air
in the baccseat of oj's bronco while going down the freeway
on my skateboard while doin a kicc flip
in my radio flyer wagon when i was flyin across the world
standin in line at the dmv
in my 5th grade teachers classroom during break
my P.O. when she was drug testin me....jizzed in her mouth instead of peein in the cup
on the city bus...this girl fucced me for my bus pass
mexico border, marguerita wanted a american baby
in my jail cell, fucced one of the female staff during free time
skydiving naked doggy style
24 hour fitness, fuccin while i was bench pressin
on the escalator at the mall
at my ex-girlfriends funeral, in the casket
on a surf board ridin a wave
on the corner waitn for the light to change
at a carnival wearin a clown suit
doggy style while runnin the marathon
in the courtroom while the judge was givin my sentence
on the price is right, in the audience
waitin in line for the ice cream truc, some underage teen
on the moon with slow pelvic thrust
in my race car winning the indy 500
while bungee jumpin from the empire state buildin
on the 50 yard line during half time of the superbowl
in the desert of the in the club video
fuccin this lifeguard when she was rescuin this kid
on the bacc of a motorcycle in the motorcross championships
in the subway during rush hour
in a tank in the middle east
in saadams palace, in the lobby
on my bike riding to school
on top of the roof during a fire drill
on the pilgrims ship on their way to america
in the underground railroad during the slaveshift
on the titantic before the ship went down
while performin in the ice skating championship
on the podium while receiving my gold medal
in the audience of oprah
when on the line with ms. cleo
while the doctor was performin surgery
on the train tracs while the train went over me
in the pool after i drownded
in baghdad while ridin a missle thru the air
in the baccseat of oj's bronco while going down the freeway
on my skateboard while doin a kicc flip
in my radio flyer wagon when i was flyin across the world