WEED MACHINE!

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May 1, 2003
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Coming to a spot near you!

Marijuana Vending Machines Opening For Business in LA

Holy crap, what country is LA in? I mean, last time I was there I was surprised enough at the billboards offering medicinal marijuana cards, but this is insane. Starting on Monday, people who have medical conditions such as glaucoma, cancer, and the deadly not-stoned-enough virus can start getting their fat buds from special "AVMs."
These electronic drug dealers won't be out on the street next to a Pepsi machine, of course. No, they'll be "housed in standalone rooms, abutting two dispensaries and protected by round-the-clock security guards." To use them, you'll need to go with a prescription in hand, get fingerprinted and get a prepaid credit card that's loaded up with your dosage and what strain of weed you want. Yeah, no joke, the pharmacists in LA give you a choice between OG Kush and Granddaddy Purple. In the future, the machines may also be outfitted to sell other popular drugs such as Viagra, Vicodin and Propecia. Combine all four for a really interesting night that'll also slowly grow your hair back!
And here I was thinking New York City was a liberal town. When do we get weed vending machines, Bloomberg? Huh?
 

Defy

Cannabis Connoisseur
Jan 23, 2006
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that shit would come in handy at night, but if they finna have it hella locked away at night then what's the point? that is hella trouble tho, fingerprints & a prepaid card & only two choices of weed
 

Stalka All Day

Yeezy Taught Me
Jun 28, 2007
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that shit would come in handy at night, but if they finna have it hella locked away at night then what's the point? that is hella trouble tho, fingerprints & a prepaid card & only two choices of weed
for real tho, its like i'd rather call the homie and not have to go thru all that bullshit...i bet hella dumbasses who can get bud from there will tho just cause of the whole "novelty" of it all...idiots...not like they gonna get hooked up fat for it lol