Wanted: Lil Wayne Impersonator. Need not look like Lil Wayne.

[emma]

This Craiglist ad has been just killing us today.

My son is turning 16 and really wanted Lil Wayne to perform for his birthday gala. Unfortunately his schedule will not permit him to make it. I need a Lil Wayne impersonator desperately.

Here is the kicker my son is blind so you do not need to look like the rapper just sound like him. I understand he grunts and mumbles a lot. I don’t care if you are 67 and Jewish if you can sing the songs you’re hired. Money is not an issue. Name your price. Interested individuals please let me know your rap experience, video of you performing as Lil Wayne would be better. If that is not feasible we can arrange for a live audition.

Serious inquiries only, this is very important to my family. Young Money Baby!


Hopefully all of the sighted attendees of this birthday party can stop themselves from laughing during the Fake Lil' Wayne performance long enough to fool this kid.

http://dcist.com/2009/06/wanted_lil_wayne_impersonator_need.php

 

[Pak Dan]

HOLLA

 

[Dana Dane]

Premo sent me the link to that this morning. I figured he saw it here...LOL!!!

hella funny though!!

 

[MEXCOM]

I didn't "see" this coming

 

[Gas One]

i already hollered at them this morning

2 pints of syrup and a zipper of kush they tol me i gotta get it first and theyll pay me for it and i was liek >:|

i mean really we could swoop at walmart and get the jolly ranchers and the peppermints and soda and biscot cookies so.....whatever....sometimes you dont win...

but...

imma go, to the next turkey bo.

 

[chill winston]

someone give the real lil wayne a fucking box of condoms

 

[SteadyMobbin]

I'll do it.