ENJOY........
The boss of Stone Marketing called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle
of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the employer, who
understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt-out staff the purpose
of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme was Viagra advertising
slogans. The only rule was that they had to use past ad slogans, originally
written for other products, that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight
variations were acceptable. About 7 minutes later, they turned in their
suggestions and created a Top Ten List. After all the laughter and
camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone.
The top ten:
10. Viagra, Whaazzzzz Up!
9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper.
8. Viagra, Like a rock!
7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
3. Viagra, Tastes great! More filling!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to life!
And the unanimous number one slogan
1. This is your penis... This is your penis on drugs.
The boss of Stone Marketing called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle
of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the employer, who
understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt-out staff the purpose
of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme was Viagra advertising
slogans. The only rule was that they had to use past ad slogans, originally
written for other products, that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight
variations were acceptable. About 7 minutes later, they turned in their
suggestions and created a Top Ten List. After all the laughter and
camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone.
The top ten:
10. Viagra, Whaazzzzz Up!
9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper.
8. Viagra, Like a rock!
7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
3. Viagra, Tastes great! More filling!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to life!
And the unanimous number one slogan
1. This is your penis... This is your penis on drugs.