Vampire wants to run for governor/president

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his wife is a witch and used to drive a school bus but was fired when the news about her husband running for office hit the news...
 
May 17, 2002
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GTFOH!!!!

Man people are fuckin stupid! a VAMPIRE?!

Damn Heresy, this world has seriously lost its mind to even entertain this dudes nonsense as newsworthy.

Vampire + gov't = straight fucking stupid!
 
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you know 1000 years ago if a man trying to become a head of state he might promise to impale his oppenent , but he would actually impale him or die trying. i dont think this vampire is any diffrent from any other canidate if elected mark my words he won't impale anyone and thats ashame......
 
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Why is that so stupid? We currently have blood sucking capitalist pigs in office
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lol basically.. i think this vamire(if elected) will open a new window to unorthodox religons and beliefs...
 
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naw stupid because because this dude aint serious. that shit is a marketing gimmick I'm sure he's selling a product that has nothing to do with gov't. that whole interview is probably a marketing/publicity stunt.

but you're right about capitalism being vampiric. Indeed! it is.

but when you consider that this dude is not a REAL vampire by any mytho-historic value. the shit is stupid. I highly doubt a "real" vampire would be sitting in blasting studio lights to give an interview of how he'd like to be president as if in all seriousness people wouldn't try to hunt and kill him.

my belief is religion is ridiculous anyway. I'm definitely not gonna be cool with that shit.

his political rival would end up being a klingon monarchist and we'd deal with a stupid 04 election all over again. . . one would have a baptist mormon for a running mate and the other would have a catholic muslim and the universe would implode on itself.

but seriously. . . . vampire vs. capitalists = dumb uncredent actor vs. world diminishing economics. . . if given a choice I'd roll with "profit margins".

and the children run around the school yard biting each other saying that they wanna grow up to become president. Slurping all the potentially blood born diseases of their friends down their throat.
 
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XianeX said:
but when you consider that this dude is not a REAL vampire by any mytho-historic value. the shit is stupid. I highly doubt a "real" vampire would be sitting in blasting studio lights to give an interview of how he'd like to be president as if in all seriousness people wouldn't try to hunt and kill him.
i agree with what u said about him flaunting the vampire ish as a gimmick, but when u say REAL vampire, are u refering to the undead stereotype?
 
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ahhh i see.. yeah, this cat was on that coast to coast radio sho for a quik second talkin bout how he only drinks his wifes blood cuz she'll let him :paranoid: .. i was really crackin up tho when they said his name with "the impaler" good luck in fighting a cruel and unusual punishment case on that one tho freal.. LOLLLL