UPTOWN SHOW *SKIT* [ReturnZ]...... PLEASE READ!

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Aug 21, 2002
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Okay, we all know about the MPEGUS thing that Nick from Techn9nehq posted a while ago while I was out.... But I didn't want to bring that one back up... So I went and read the shit and it was all tight ass fuck...

Plan 1... CyrusTheVirus, that was the best one that I heard, so I figured that we can do it like this... Have everyone standing in the front of the building going in by a huge bouncer letting us all in, and then have someone in a suit with the words "Industry" on the back like a "kick me sign" trying to get in last after us, looking all nerdy and rich with a suitcase with industry written on it too in white so everyone can read it, but the bouncer holds him back and locks the door... We have Matt [Heat] to fit that geeky uptight nerdy description...LoL! :classic: Anyway's... He's trying to get in and knocking on the door, but we need Nicks good editing like he's been kicking and screaming to get in and then sitting on the ground trying to get in and gets frustrated and when he sits on the ground sweating, you'll hear a cricket chirping sound, but cut it to like 4 or 5 seconds total... Then the door open and he sneaks in and as soon as he sneaks in, we chase him out and beat him to a pulp and then walk off...

Plan 2... If they dont play that one, or we cant squeeze it to 10 seconds, we film another one and send them both so we have a better chance of them playing one or the other... Now I dont know if they have rules on sending a part 1 and a part 2 in to them, but if we can add to be continued to the first one at the end, and then on Part 2, we can have everyone with the F.T.I. shirts on and the "Industry" guy coming back trying to pick the lock to the back door to get in, but this time he has on a funny looking baseball cap and some street clothes trying to fit in with us, with F.T.I. poorly drawn on it, and while he's trying to break in, cut to some of Tech in concert to let people know what he is trying to get into and struggling, sweating still all beat up. He continues to pick the lock, and at the same time not noticing that everyone with F.T.I. shirts are standing behind him in a circle watching him... One of us walks up to him and taps him on the shoulder, he then turns around and industry is written on his hat when he turns around. We walk towards him punching our fist and he just drops to his knees and gives up, but dont show us beating him up just turning to black...

Yes, all of this squeezed into ten seconds..!

Let me know who is all down to do this, and also help us with arranging this. Like a suit or suitcase or whatever, cause we want people to know when and if they see this what it means. I mean the suit would make it a lot clearer than the regular plain clothes guy the first time around. And when they show the second one, they will get who he is by the hat.....
 
Aug 21, 2002
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Hell yeah... I have only saw one or two good ones out of all these dude... I was like fuck... I know they will play both in that case cause they would be tight...

I hope that this shit goes down....
 
Nov 14, 2002
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techn9nehq said:
he probablly goes to malls and tells kids that are getting off Santa's lap that there is NO Santa.....haha....what a prick!


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YOU GO AROUND POPPING LITTLE KIDS BALOONS DONT YOU!
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