ENJOY:
At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman
and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they
both
loved to fish.
Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together
the
next day.
The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his
fishing boat and started out on their adventure. They were riding down
the
river when there was a fork in the river, and the gentleman asked the
lady,
"Do you want to go up or down?"
All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt and pants and made mad
passionate love to the man right there in the boat!
When they finished, the man couldn't believe what had just happened,
but he
had just experienced the best sex that he'd had in years. They fished
for a
while and continued on down the river, when soon they came upon another
fork
asked the lady, "Up or down?"
There she went again, stripped off her clothes, and made wild
passionate
love to him again.
This really impressed the elderly gentleman, so he asked her to go
fishing
again the next day. She said yes, and there they were the next day,
riding
in the boat when they came upon the fork in the river, and the elderly
gentleman asked,"Up or down?"
The woman replied, "Down." A little puzzled and disappointed, the
gentleman
guided the boat down the river when he came upon another fork in the
river
and he asked the lady, "Up or down?" She replied "Up."
This really confused the gentleman, so he asked, "What's the deal?
Yesterday, every time I asked you if you wanted to go up or down, you
made
mad passionate love to me. Now today, nothing!"She replied, "Well
yesterday
I wasn't wearing my hearing aid and I thought the choices were fuck or
drown."
At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman
and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they
both
loved to fish.
Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together
the
next day.
The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his
fishing boat and started out on their adventure. They were riding down
the
river when there was a fork in the river, and the gentleman asked the
lady,
"Do you want to go up or down?"
All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt and pants and made mad
passionate love to the man right there in the boat!
When they finished, the man couldn't believe what had just happened,
but he
had just experienced the best sex that he'd had in years. They fished
for a
while and continued on down the river, when soon they came upon another
fork
asked the lady, "Up or down?"
There she went again, stripped off her clothes, and made wild
passionate
love to him again.
This really impressed the elderly gentleman, so he asked her to go
fishing
again the next day. She said yes, and there they were the next day,
riding
in the boat when they came upon the fork in the river, and the elderly
gentleman asked,"Up or down?"
The woman replied, "Down." A little puzzled and disappointed, the
gentleman
guided the boat down the river when he came upon another fork in the
river
and he asked the lady, "Up or down?" She replied "Up."
This really confused the gentleman, so he asked, "What's the deal?
Yesterday, every time I asked you if you wanted to go up or down, you
made
mad passionate love to me. Now today, nothing!"She replied, "Well
yesterday
I wasn't wearing my hearing aid and I thought the choices were fuck or
drown."